Short Peta Poems

PETA snooping in
Calaveras County; frog
cannot jump...

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I have a very childlike mind,
I've never left my childhood behind,
Most people think that I am daft,
Cos childish thoughts make me laugh,
It's ridiculous but sublime!...

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Liberating the Lion

By Elton Camp and Maria Camp


A PETA two went to the zoo

Some cages they’d undo

A lion they freed

And with much speed

He promptly ran them through...

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Working for peanuts,
Peta was sewing,
knowing her garments
would grace Princess Grace

Working, still smiling,
the dollars weren't piling
up in her piggy bank
down at the bank

Working for peanuts,
but she wasn't a monkey
Shame on the 'monkeys'
without shame on their face.





5/24/2015...

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A show called “Luck” on HBO
Has just been given the heave-ho.
It deals with gamblers at the track
But now it won’t be coming back.

The acting’s strong and so’s the writing;
All the racing’s so exciting.
Yet three horses somehow died;
PETA protests won’t subside.

It’s a shame – the show was great
From its first burst out the gate.
It had moxie, guts and pluck;
What it didn’t have was luck!...

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I am in L ove,I am the L
I am L avender,L eaving a traiL.

Like the peta L of a fLower
on your L ip at any hour.

In my L ight you can see
I am in L amp gLowing brightLy.

In your L augh and your smiLe
on your L ook and your styLe.

Though in L ess,will be more
in your L ife,tomorrow sure.





© kashpoet
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Placement: 2nd; (June 2012)

Contest:Alphabet Soup

Sponsor:Nancy Jones...

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