Robert L. Hinshaw Poet Limerick

Hanky-Panky

There was a dirty old man named Hanky

   Who suggested they play Hanky-Panky

      Please meet me at my chateau

         Your hubby will never know

            She jabbed where it hurt and said No Thanky

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Caryl Muzzey August 25, 2011 at 1:42 PM Bob, I enjoyed the read of this wonderful funny Limerick, he is lucky she didn't get really cranky. It is always good to read you when I start my day. Caryl

Andrea Dietrich August 22, 2011 at 1:17 PM good for HER. Cute one, Robert!!

Poet Destroyer A August 21, 2011 at 10:02 PM Bob H., a wonderful poem,.I mean limerick! I enjoyed the women taking a stand... men are so silly... hahah .. But, she will know... thanks for the smile,..p.d.

Linda-Marie Sweetheart August 21, 2011 at 5:06 PM and I bet Hanky will remember that rejection for quite sosme time Bob ..ha ha a great Limerick laugh out loud write my friend... I think I might know this Hanky guy..haha..

James Foulk August 21, 2011 at 3:51 PM loved this one bob, brought a smile like most of them do.

John Smith August 21, 2011 at 9:34 AM Ha, ha. Too funny. He'll have to spanky his wanky instead.

Nette Onclaud August 21, 2011 at 6:09 AM yayy!!! am still laffing, robert... love this! winner for me :) huggs!

Russell Sivey August 20, 2011 at 8:17 PM Ha, ha, now that is funny!! Cleverly written! Great poem!!

James Peranteau August 20, 2011 at 7:49 PM LOL, Fantastic Limerick ! The edge has now been cracked ! Have a wonderful witty night fine poet ! Much love, james

Kyle Kriticos August 20, 2011 at 7:15 PM That was halarious Robert...thank you for lightening what has been a crappy day for me. I have a question....when u add this : © All Rights Reserved does it keep your poem safer from being stolen?

Kyle Kriticos August 20, 2011 at 7:14 PM bahahahahahhahahahhahaahahaha