Short Ovaltine Poems

Carrots are not good for you
    nor is Ovaltine
  Beets can make your urine stink
    Purple onions make you mean

  Grapefruit's too acidic
    raw eggs can make you loose
  Give a kid an overripe peach
    ~ 15 years for child abuse...

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Don't leave the box
to the Pop Tarts open,

my Aunt Jessie said:
We'll get a bunch of bugs
crawling all over the  icing
then will have to call
the exterminator man;

the house will smell 
of fumes for hours


Then, maybe, the ants
will just march
to the other pantry

and invade
the gravy
and Ovaltine...

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