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Beware of Most Food

Carrots are not good for you nor is Ovaltine Beets can make your urine stink Purple onions make you mean Grapefruit's too acidic raw eggs can make you loose Give a kid an overripe peach ~ 15 years for child abuse

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Marikate Kingston

Date: 9/23/2023 7:31:00 PM

Where do I turn???? Grape fruit and Tums my favorite pair. I just read this to my husband.He laughed His chicken wing and ice cream days are over. :( This was SO FUNNY Gershon!!!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/26/2023 8:45:00 PM

And walking on eggshells?

Deb M

Date: 8/26/2023 4:41:00 PM

Hilarious BB and so very true the way this world is atm! Debx

Hiya Sharma

Date: 8/26/2023 6:02:00 AM

This definitely made me giggle, your sense of humour is brilliant and I love how cleverly you use words to give the overall impact, such a nice piece.. Thank you so much for visiting my page, grateful for your kind support! :)

Mike Gentile

Date: 8/25/2023 5:06:00 AM

Moderation is the key! You won't have to vet your pee!! Good one GW and remember- Too many " chips" expands your hips! Happy Friday!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/25/2023 3:35:00 PM

I hope I don't have to 'vet my pee,' Brother Mike. Too busy vetting Vivek Ramaswamy anyway. So far, I've turned up that he's a direct descendant of the 'Duke and the Dauphin' in Huckleberry Finn, Snake-oil salesman that he is! lol. ;) gw

Sara Kendrick

Date: 8/25/2023 3:22:00 AM

A chuckle to wake me up. Most children probably would refuse the peach and chose chips or candy instead. LOL..Thanks for sharing this one with us and for dropping by my page. Sara

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/25/2023 3:39:00 PM

Sara, always a pleasure when you drop by for a visit. 10-2-4. ~ Long live the King! (Hard to get used to that, isn't it?!)