Short Online Dating Poems

 Pinned hearts marked the origin
of familiar narrative,
of strangers' exploration
for outside alternative....

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meet you
see you
know you
hear you
like you
learn you
leave you
miss you
write you
wish the best for you
nothing from you
nothing for you
repeat...

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J IS FOR THE JOYFUL TIMES WE SPENT TOGETHER
O IS FOR OFTEN TELLIN ME U LUV ME
S IS FOR SWEET AS U CAN BE
E IS FOR EASY TO SPEAK TO
P IS FOR PLEASED TO BR WITH
H IS FOR HAPPY AS CAN BE




THI WAS MY EX BOY FRIENDS NAME WE WERE ON LINE B/F G/F 

MY ADVICE 2 EVERY ONE WHO READS THIS IS NEVER GET INVOVLED WITH ONLINE DATING PLZZ...

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They met online with one click
She was a doctor, he was a prince
Both were liars, each a cat-fisher slick
All of their lives would make you wince
She paid for dinner, he had forgotten his money
In a few days they were calling each other babe and honey
Perfect couple of swindlers and thieves
When they swung by their relatives grieved....

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Meeting fine ladies was much harder back then
No online dating, just a case of “where and when”

A direct approach: ask her out to her face
If it all goes wrong, you look like a disgrace

You ask her to join you for a meal
Perhaps a famous restaurant, using a two-for-one deal

If a date goes nicely, you meet up again
The history of chasing ladies for us “growing older” men...

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Tim is tall. Handsome.
Works in an office.
Like all of the others
he looks kind of polished.
They say small talk is dead.
So I ask for a date.
The chat's a bit stale so
I just tell him straight:

"I'm not really that pretty,
I'm not particularly smart
But I can love you with all of
my sad, sad heart."

I can see the fear and flight
in the face of sweet Tim
Online dating's like a fairytale...
it's bloody grim.

Evie H...

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Are you just a picture on a website
No, you’re a person and you're real 
I’m sat here looking for a soul mate 
Just scrolling past women on a screen
Hoping a million little pixels
Could be the woman of my dreams
My heart is so uneasy 
My nerves are all on edge 
Looking for a loved one
Like a tele or a fridge
Is kerb appeal all that counts 
Or what an algorithm says   
No, I'm looking for the lady
Who will make my life complete....

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