Short On The Dole Poems
Short On The Dole Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about On The Dole by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about On The Dole by length and keyword.
Stormy Sighs
I met a girl quite bonny
Downtown in Pukalani
Her "Heavenly Hole"
Fits men on the dole
And Presidents like Donny . . . .....
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Categories:
on the dole, allusion, funny love, humor, political, sexy, tribute,
Form:
Limerick
Depp Depth
Johnny Depp was playing a role
That his wife would never console
He took her to court
And will not abort
'til one or both are on the dole!...
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Categories:
on the dole, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Gop Rider
When an horse stepped into an hole
A cowboy was dumped on the dole
He sat in his saddle
Just rowing a paddle
Because work was never his goal...
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Categories:
on the dole, political,
Form:
Limerick
Ciao Chow
Army cooks don't do anything wrong
By feeding a "Mad Killer" throng
& that's rather droll
Like a troll on the dole
Who freaks out on a Viet Cong dong...
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Categories:
on the dole, culture, food, money, patriotic, veterans day, war,
Form:
Limerick
Work Shy
Idle and aimless, living on the dole
Going in circles like fish in a bowl.
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23rd November 2015
Contest: Epigram couplet
Sponsor: Silent One
Placed 2nd...
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Categories:
on the dole, life,
Form:
Epigram
Memorial
what are they celebrating a day off
music blasting the off forgetting the sacrifice as they live on the dole
oh please I smile at children ruining my night
and give them a penny to achieve the sweet of candy...
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Categories:
on the dole, absence, , memorial,
Form:
Free verse
The Fruit Without the Tree
Empowering the indolent,
the fox is now inside
The vermin on the loose,
the truth now plagued by lies
The takers stalk the givers,
those on the dole now scream
“We want what you have worked for,
—the fruit without the tree”
(Villanova Pennsylvania: January, 2017)...
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Categories:
on the dole, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Saddle Up Them Deer!
Santa Claus has been unemployed all year
On the dole watching TV drinking beer
Ms. Claus was going berserk
Its Christmas time you fat jerk
Get off your duff and saddle up them deer
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 1 in Francine Roberts "Christmas" Contest - December 2010...
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Categories:
on the dole, funny, holiday,
Form:
Limerick