Short Off Her Head Poems

Marie Antoinette
A crowd she upset
To guillotine was led
They cut off her head

5/30/15...

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There was a moon man from Titan
Who out gased who ever he was fightin'
When his eyes saw red
He blew off his head
And anyone near him was lightnin'...

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Stop judging harshly 
Wipe the "doormat" off my head
Learn to love myself.









(To achieve these goals is a process, but I am determined to get there.)...

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A man who looks like the dead
Blood dripping he's just been feed
Still hungry for more
He rushed to people's door
When entered they chopped off his head...

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A glance is enough - She is hot stuff

It is love of a fashion - This steamy passion

She bites off his head - So he is dead

A mantis is born - The next dawn...

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Step forward step forward you peasant you.
Time to chop off your head and lay you to bed, six feet under is where you will be 
all because you dropped my Danish on me!...

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Judith chopped off the head of General Holofernes, saving Israel
     She is a biblical type of Mother Mary
     Who crushes the head of the serpent, saving the Church....

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Henry VIII desireth an heir.
Wife after wife, nary son hath wives bourne.
Thusly, he cut off each head.
Findeth a new wife instead.
His sole son hath been born from an affair....

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Economic woes I dread
To feed my family I sold the toupe off my head
Went to the shop 
Where I fainted with shock
It costs two wheel barrows of money to buy a loaf of bread...

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You are my boyfriend,
And I love you!

But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
I've heard you've been cheating.
I'll knock off your head....

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by Wayne Wysocki

There once was a fellow from Blythe
In fear of loosing his life.
    He ended his dread
    Of winding up dead
When he cut off his head with a knife!...

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Henry bought a new hat
Placed it on his head
He thought he looked handsome
So wore his hat to bed
His wife said "It looks cheap
Take that silly thing off your head
And let us get some sleep"...

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If I were a poisonous snake
I would get the last laugh
Giving my slayer a surprisingly venomous bite
Hours after he lopped off my head with a machete.
Only snakes are able to do this you know....

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Priest
      in Rome
Very long long ago

Beaten to death
        and
Cut off his head

On this very day
     He died
     that way

The rose red blood
           of
    St. Valentine...

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Electricity arcs up to the sky
Cracks off my head forcefully
Left imprint in my brain

She left me broken all at once one day
I slammed my head in a door
Wished I was dead, the pain

Russell Sivey...

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Would you rather have your bangs cut too short
Or have someone come by and lop off your head?
For me it would be the latter, for I despise short bangs.
They make me self-conscious, and I wish I was dead....

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Is the African praying mantis as murderous as the others?
I do not know what to say to my terrified quivering brothers.
She lets you mate and then bites off your head.
I guess they wanted to hear something else instead....

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Silver encasement
I rest my hands on
while my fingers
do the talking, walking,
pounding buttons
faster and faster
sloughing off of head
until they all
spiral out of control
and I’m already wrapped 
up inside another...

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Wind chimes


When ten thin tinkling tin things twinkle and tingle in the wind
twinkling and tinkling the ten thin tin things make a tingling tintinnabulation of joy


The grandchildren think I’m off my head.......

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I have ants at my picnic
She has alligators with horns
My cats scratch
Hers can bite off your head
If I get an A
She gets an A plus
If I have a tummy ache
She gets brain surgery
My lifetime goal is to move away from my cousin...

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A street meter thief, Peter Jeter
Would saw off the head of one meter,
Take it home in his sack,
Keep the coins, bring it back, 
Which was pointless by that time, of course, having
   completely destroyed the meter.

Written 27 Feb 2022...

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Limerick: Once a London Bobby wore a bobtail

Once a London Bobby wore a bobtail
Little girls pulled his leg by the tail
So he cut off his leg
They pulled his other leg
So he cut off his head to keep the tail.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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Into a land of never ending light,the Demon he runs from the hunter that be,a man with a 
gift,he rides yhe relams,hunting evil seeds!Taking out his sword that day slaying the demon 
with his blade,cutting off his head laughing as he lies there dead!...

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I am afraid I am in too deep
You have taken off my head
And now you ask me for my heart
Are we connected 
By more than my imagination 
As I sit contemplating
I am searching for a direction 
Who what when where
How do I get out of here 
In one peace...

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How Hot Was It?
7/23/2015

How hot was it?
Is that what you said?
Hot enough to scorch 
The hair off your head.

Hot enough to melt
The tar on the street
Hot enough to cook
The skin on your feet

Hot enough to boil
The water in Nome
Hot enough to make
The devil go home...

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