Grandmother Elephants Hat

Grandmother elephant’s sneezes were loud and long. They came from her gut and they were incredibly strong. They started the moment she put on her new hat someone said. You mean the floral arrangement that is plunked down on her head? There were lilies and cone flowers and roses too. The flowers were in pastels, scarlet, pink and winterly blue. She has hay fever, she is allergic! Said her doctor. Take it off her head