I Did Not Care

She is cross eyed someone argued. I ignored this, for I did not care. And she slashes her sword the wrong direction. Up and down in the air. She wears her captain hat crooked. It is always falling off her head. I ignored their bantering, I was wanting to fall asleep instead. How can she be the pirate king? One asked. She never follows through with even one task. I did not care. I did not care. I gave them a mean paw, straight up in the air.