Short Nightclub Poems

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Premium Member A Nightclub Bouncer

Pope Frances was a night club bouncer.
I’m not lying, I’m not a flouncer.
I know it’s odd.
He still loved God.
The devil he grabbed and called a pouncer.
Form: Limerick


Love At First Bite

A
zombie
reeling round
a rough nightclub
encounters a ghoul and they start to dance.
He asks, 'What's a nice ghoul like you doing 
in a place like 
this? She says,
'Rotten
roll.'

some Halloween silliness for Eve's Double Tetractys contest
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Tetractys

Premium Member Singing Goldfish

Their silver nightclub microphones were mega-big, giant size I’d say
Three sensuous singing goldfish stepped up to sing the night away
They started with Chattanooga Choo Choo which always makes me cry
Ending up with a hearts and flower song where some creepy guppies die.
Form: Rhyme

The Deep Depression

The Deep Depression 
                                         A happening new nightclub
                                                In New York City
                                     Last night a nine year old  killed
                                        His parents, now in a morgue
Form: Tanka

Premium Member Lady from Kent

A lubricious lady from Kent
one night to a nightclub she went;
there, she spied a young guy
thought she'd give it a try;
turned out, given that up for Lent!

So she lingered around at the bar;
when soon entered a Jolly Jack Tar.
Hello sailor, she said,
will you take me and wed?
He shot off, in his getaway car!
Form: Limerick


A Bit of Lunacy

Bomb Tell
Really swell
Air is gone,
Carry, can we on?

Purple? Red?
Where's the bed?
How can lights be black?

Music roastes silly men
In the corner yawns a wren,

Sorta`serious,
 but that's
not true,

Hope you like the color blue.


The winner gets free admission to our Sat 10-27-07 gig at the Sugar Hill
NIghtclub in Brooklyn. 

Rock On!!!!!
© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
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Premium Member Singles Scene

A guy who writes greeting card jingles
Went out to a nightclub to mingle
His lines were hallmark strong
But she strung him along
Till he'd tucked the last of his singles

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FIRST PLACE WINNER For the "A New Bawdy or Humorous Limerick" Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin Syllables checked with HowManySyllables.com 2/14/2022
© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member You Gotta Have a Gimmick

Nick was a mimic; he had no choice,
He was fourteen when he found his voice.
His new voice was fun; it made different sounds,
He could imitate anyone's voice,
And toss it around.
He got a job in a nightclub.
He also performed in halls and a pub.
Nick became famous as an excellent mimic.
All because he was able to use this clever gimmick!
And them's are the rubs.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member You Gotta Have a Gimmick

Nick was a mimic; he had no choice,
He was fourteen when he found his voice.
His new voice was fun; it made different sounds,
He could imitate anyone's voice,
And toss it around.
He got a job in a nightclub.
He also performed in halls and a pub.
Nick became famous as an excellent mimic.
All because he was able to use this clever gimmick!
And them's are the rubs.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member You Gotta Have a Gimmick

Nick was a mimic; he had no choice,
He was fourteen when he found his voice.
His new voice was fun; it made different sounds,
He could imitate anyone's voice,
And toss it around.
He got a job in a nightclub.
He also performed in halls and a pub.
Nick became famous as an excellent mimic.
All because he was able to use this clever gimmick!
And them's are the rubs.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Too Hot To Handle

An only child, actress, singer, nightclub entertainer
Jayne Mansfield.
Her movie Too Hot to Handle made sense to the people who knew her.
A tomato, lightning, a bonfire, married and divorce numerous times.
She loved her five children and kept her Playboy playmate figure.
Dying in a car crash in New Orleans at the young age of thirty-four.
She lived as if she knew she was running out of time.

Premium Member Making Love

blue breast heaves with passion’s breath crimson cheeks like mountain peaks eyes open and close with S..O..S as lips light the flesh on fire death so intimate a catalyst of desire hair like a siren’s in sensual muse the final blow like a trumpet’s thrust satisfaction in shrouds of sodden sheets his heartbeat like a nightclub drum invades her vulnerability 1/27/2018
Form: Verse

Cornucopia

Someone told me lately,
I should enjoy the cornucopia
around me...
But look as I might...
No Latin nightclub did I see...
I bet Ricky Riccardo...
Still banging on his old drum...
Maybe Lucy in the audience...
Now ain't that not  hum-dum...
It's surely not the only reason to come...
So that person I disappoint...
And feel guilty to....
Once again to go back...
To the Old Lady and her Shoe....
© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Burlesque

Astral Projection

Pretty soon
It will be pretty June
The city comes alive
With blooming blasting tunes
Gangster goons
And their lovely lady loons
Stirring violence 
Under the lunatic summer moon
Downtown pedestrian platoons
Hitting the nightclub saloons
Backrooms and thick exotic perfume
I can see everything
Without even leaving my room
In the evening clouded by medicinal fumes 
Hop skipping across giant
Floating nitrous oxide balloons
Form: Rhyme

More Quick Soup Bits

I think Rude-Pun-Zel was a hidden name for Rene Zellwinger!! Remember about 
2-3 years ago, no matter what movie playing you went to, she starred?
Patricia- when I played that gig 2 weeks ago in that nightclub, my between 
songs "schtick" made one feel they were in the Catskills, circa 1950s!  Luckily, 
the band did not disapprove.  Next time , I open for them!! (only kidding!). tom
hope you feel better, I've felt lousy last 2 days, myself. Nite!...
© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
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Premium Member There's More To Love

A woman with larger than average breasts will stand out prominently from the rest. I don’t care if she has a big round rump. I just adore a woman that is plump. A female like that is quite a prize. She has her charms in extra-large size. Those are facts many men don’t realize. I can find them in a nightclub, or on a sunny beach. These wonderful women are always within reach. They will supply love needs in any way. I will take a woman like that any day.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member cosmic cocktail lounge review

A new nightclub opened up this week on kitty cat lane
the dismal alley and ugly parking lot will never be the same
the kitty cats there are gorgeous, they strut their stuff
I have been there six times already, it will never be enough

My relatives call, but my phone goes right to voice mail
I am busy watching the kitty cats climb up a pole said Dale
They have the sweetest expressions, and tails that swerve
Best of all, they have tiny waists and a marvelous curve.
cat
Form: Rhyme

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