Singles Scene

A guy who writes greeting card jingles
Went out to a nightclub to mingle
His lines were hallmark strong
But she strung him along
Till he'd tucked the last of his singles

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FIRST PLACE WINNER For the "A New Bawdy or Humorous Limerick" Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin Syllables checked with HowManySyllables.com 2/14/2022
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Kitchin Avatar
March 7, 2022 at 4:28 PM
Jeff, a cute and funny one, gave me a chuckle, congratulations on your first place win!
Canerdy Avatar
March 6, 2022 at 10:46 AM
Clever WINNING limerick, Jeff. Janice
Logan Avatar
March 6, 2022 at 7:14 AM
Congratulations on your winning limerick, Jeff.
Rodrigues Avatar
March 6, 2022 at 5:42 AM
Funny…lol. Congratulations on first placw!
Wolf Avatar
February 14, 2022 at 7:57 PM
Cute play on words there, Jeff. Keep 'em coming and keep smiling, Gershon
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