Short Misspelling Poems

Acrostic Rhyme One Word

Another
Calibrating
Reinventing
Origination
Situation
Temptation
Intoxicating
Collaboration 

Renewing
Hesitations
Yelling
Misspelling
Education 

Onto
New
Exportation's

Writing
Original
Rhyming
Design

"LOL"...

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You should not be embarrassed
or shy when sometimes something
embarrassing taints your pride;
it can be a karaoke gone wrong,
a misspelling of a verse in church,
wardrobe dysfunction in a public space....
You should remember that everyone poops-
no need to hide as you get into the toilet;
it's part and parcel of life....

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If your shoes are too small 
And your tootsies get stuck,
Do not fret, simply call
For the nearest toe truck.

Speak up loud - use your tongue;
Don’t get laced up in knots.
Virtues may be unsung 
But the toe truck has lots.

So if help is your goal,
Toe trucks cannot be beat.
They will comfort your sole 
As they race to de-feet.

*Inspired by a misspelling in a story 
my grandson was writing....

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Today’s definition is BOWER,
A shelter of tree boughs and vines
Which sometimes has blossoms that flower,
With man-made or Nature’s designs.

It’s also a common misspelling
For Bauer, my married last name,
Despite all the products now selling
As Bauer, of clothes and skates fame.

Still, I like the “bauer” connection.
It conjures an image quite pleasant,
Much better, of course, on reflection,
Than its translated meaning of “peasant.”...

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Aunt Boo posted everything on social media.
Misspelling words, never using Wikipedia.
Atrocious punctuation was almost laughable.
Her caustic posts were anything but affable.
She had warnings all the time by those who knew.
She never verified facts - not a great thing to do. 
People were consistently threatening to sue.
For she posted libel hourly, without a clue.
Not caring to verify if things were true.
A big embarrassment, my relative, Aunt Boo....

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