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Short Merde Poems

Short Merde Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Merde by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Merde by length and keyword.


Premium Member Pardon My French For Jan
I'd like to say merde 
pardon my French it means poop 
in English its  s......

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Categories: merde, hilarious,
Form: Haiku



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Merde!
Nous sommes a la plage
Is all I can remember how to say.
Merde!
Was back in the (high-schoolish) day
when French was all the rage.
Merde!
Nous sommes a la plage.

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HA!  And I actually got admitted to college!...

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Categories: merde, education,
Form: Triolet
Premium Member Callgirl’s Trump Card
There once was a small hand
Upon a big blow hearted man 
Wasn’t for divorce that he went to court
But for a call girls wealthy plan

He cries wolf that he is a victim
So karma continues to stick him
Can’t make this stuff up he’s merde out of luck
But so big no jail will fit him...

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Categories: merde, america, corruption, for him, poetry, political,
Form: Limerick

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