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Short Merde Poems

Short Merde Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Merde by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Merde by length and keyword.


Pardon My French For Jan
I'd like to say merde 
pardon my French it means poop 
in English its  s......

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Categories: merde, hilarious,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member The Cynics Mother


And then there was the nerd
who claimed he never heard
his mother say a dirty word –
except one, to which she referred
to as “it was just a lot of merde.”...

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Categories: merde, humor,
Form: Monorhyme
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Merde!
Nous sommes a la plage
Is all I can remember how to say.
Merde!
Was back in the (high-schoolish) day
when French was all the rage.
Merde!
Nous sommes a la plage.

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HA!  And I actually got admitted to college!...

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Categories: merde, education,
Form: Triolet

Book: Reflection on the Important Things