Short Merchandise Poems

The coded lady
Merchandise set on the shelf
A life sold like bread...

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carries his merchandise
every day in his stomach
thinks all is safe there...

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Dealers arriving
Merchandise appearing.
Bargain hunters searching
Treasures departing.
Dealers exiting
with pockets a-jingling....

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everything has a price.
you like that vase?
for you, $10.
the lamp over there?
you have a good eye, lets work through some numbers.
a daughters heart?
talk to her father,
he'll give you a good price
on damaged merchandise....

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There's something about pollution
that makes you think you belong
Perhaps it's nature's fart
Or maybe other's told you
bare sick winds for their art

There's something about a sick wind
that makes you want to fart
Perhaps it's nature's randy
Or perhaps; for making blart...

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I prefer utopia,
wielded word
as a flag...
than ideology,
preached word
by the hammer...
What to have the
will cut
by the sickle...
Don't adore the market
where i just am
merchandise...
I don't love profit,
where i am only
the currency,
and someone's 
loose change..!...

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Crafters  and Makers

         How Bless you are if you can craft and make  your living.

         Not too many people can craft an idea or merchandise to

         make a living.  Crafters  and Makers-How Bless they are

         to be living in this country to copyright their items and

         make a living....

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Oh, What  fun shopping could be
If all the merchandise were FREE!

I would get the biggest wagon i could see
and go on a grand shopping spree

If i could have everything for no fee
Oh, what fun shopping could be

i would never act irresponsibly
If all my packages happen to be free

Now i think you can see
that shopping is where i wana to be.....

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Today I bought my calendars
And boxes full of cards
To send next year conveying
My best holiday regards.

For after Christmas, things like these
Are sold at half the price,
A little gimmick stores employ
To clear their merchandise.

It’s become, to me, tradition
For as long as I remember,
I’ve bought calendars and cards
The 26th day of December....

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The bankrupt may find fame; we know at least one by name: Disney.


Walt Disney  was fired by a newspaper editor because, "he lacked imagination and had no good ideas." After several failed businesses and bankruptcy, his theme parks, movies and merchandise earn billions each year.

December 24, 2018, entered in Silent One's Winners and Losers
Monoku Contest...

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Joanie Woanie,
you phony baloney.
When you bake a cake or pie,
why is your price so high?
Your merchandise I can adore,
whenever I am in your store.
However, there is one thing not great,
something that I cannot relate.
Your prices substantially fluctuate.
You can tell Sue and Eddie,
when you have your baked goods ready,
hold your prices steady.
Please listen to this,
if you want to keep my business....

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I've met with Major Problem 
To discuss a business problem 
But his brother General Problem 
Was so jealous, it's a problem 
For he thought that the younger Problem 
Did not want to invite him 

General Problem was so hysterical 
Uttering words adversely lyrical 
General Merchandise was so disturbed 
To the older Problem he was perturbed 
General Electric was forced to intervene 
General Problem became serene...

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"The devil wasn't a devil until he became a devil."

A model of sagacity
Faultless and excellent in beauty
Covered with valuable stones
Annointed as a guardian cherub
Set upon the consecrated mountain of God
Flawless in ways until iniquity appeared
Beauty made the heart arrogant
Brightness currupted sageness
Filled with violence by multitude of merchandise
Driven out in disgrace
Made spectacle before earth kings to see...

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"The devil wasn't a devil until he became a devil."

A model of sagacity
Faultless and excellent in beauty
Covered with valuable stones
Annointed as a guardian cherub
Set upon the consecrated mountain of God
Flawless in ways until iniquity appeared
Beauty made the heart arrogant
Brightness currupted sageness
Filled with violence by multitude of merchandise
Driven out in disgrace
Made spectacle before earth kings to see...

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"The devil wasn't a devil until he became a devil."

A model of sagacity
Faultless and excellent in beauty
Covered with valuable stones
Annointed as a guardian cherub
Set upon the consecrated mountain of God
Flawless in ways until iniquity appeared
Beauty made the heart arrogant
Brightness currupted sageness
Filled with violence by multitude of merchandise
Driven out in disgrace
Made spectacle before earth kings to see...

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Some sellers on Ebay are very good but some are very bad.
Some of them charge a fortune and it really makes me mad.
One Ebayer was asking two hundred and fifty dollars for a record player that 
didn't even work.
It frustrates me so much that I feel like going berserk.
They charge as much for their merchandise as a jewelry store charges for a 
precious gem.
Unless they lower their prices, I'm sure as hell not going to buy from them....

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Untrusting
Miracle Man
8-27-2023

A beautiful face or well known name,
will endorse a product using their fame.
Many assume that means it’s better made,
but the raw truth is they’re getting paid.

Most of the merchandise they’ve never tried,
and to the consumer they’ve flat out lied.
While they’re getting richer others get by,
but the spiel goes on, and it’s buy, buy, buy.



“There’s a sucker born every minute”
P.T.Barnum
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It's true I deeded my heart 
that rapturous date
 Sacral vestments our carnal 
annuities did aggregate  
Bartered my dreams; title did 
abrogate
Twined our limbs; bonded our 
estate
But fealty with baggage did not 
equate
Your mercurial state brokered 
new rate
Your charming assets failed 
o'er time to appreciate
Frivolous investments virgin 
stock did depreciate 
Mounting liabilities did fidelity's 
cost inflate
Now tainted, discounted 
merchandise seeking rebate...

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If you drink Coca-Cola, don’t throw the bottle caps away.
Do you see the code under the cap on display?
The company has a rewards incentive today.
Sign up on their website on the internet.
There are plenty of good things for you and I to get.

You can redeem accumulated points for merchandise.
Take a look at their catalog for things that look nice.
There are also many sweepstakes in which you can participate.
The prizes you may win certainly look great.
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