Short Maths Poems

Minus wealth 
Adding health 
Not doing 
This maths teacher...

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Concord’s for English;
formulae, maths. Everything
has their rules: heed them....

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I am like a prime number,
peculiar one,
If you want to be with me,
be unique....

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E eternal suffering

X x-rays before you go in (for phones)

A agony

M maths was today

....

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Flunked Maths

I have been considering calculations 
haphazardly apparently. 

The price paid for a fraction of work....

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Mathematics is tough
Multiplication hard
Mental sums mind boggling
Maths theorems are worse
Mind confused in exam
Maths should be optional
Majority agree...

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School day memories,
Were Maths and literacy,
Did compound interest, you see,
Before decimal currency,
Had no calculators, 
Used our brains, good for later!...

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Four 
After two 
Then 
Three 
To last one 
Wrong order in maths 
But a thought of myth 

Order of wheelers invented thus 
The vehicles taking ride all of us...

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Maths is known as the king of subjects,

But Maths is not the king is the truth,

Her face is circle,

Nose is triangle,

The Queen is the Maths in all angles!...

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In dream, I was 
reading maths 
textbook.
I gained a lot knowl 
of the highbook.
From my bed I leap
when I woke from 
sleep
to notice I was 
chatting on 
facebook....

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The British call it maths,
but the Americans ditch the s
causing much international scorn.
But for our sake, p'raps it'd be best
to keep subjects
only halfway grasped
in the singular form....

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I go to school of thoughts Abdul Kalam,

Where I learn-

Maths doesn't teach how to add happiness,

Or how to minus sadness,

But it gives the great hope that every problem has a solution!...

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In maths class, when Debs unhooked her bra and pulled it out through her shirt sleeve!

My Most Unforgettable Moment In High school Poetry Contest

Sponsored by JCB Burl

09/06/20...

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hey Whats this 
gonna piss
in this exams
gonna mad
Hindi maths 
Mind gonna crack
computer G K 
What a freak hey
laws of snell
what the hell
Geography history
What a mystery
In exams Wanna score
But its very bore...

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Woody would if he could,
Jimmy did like he should,
Timmy just pulled down his hood,
Benny was so very good.

All the boys did the test,
Two did better than the rest,
Benny's result was the best,
Two boys think Maths is a pest....

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on calculator
three plus two might equal one
the downfall of haste

If you insist on one fast fix
Three plus two could become six!


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For contest by Charles Messina
Placed 3rd
© 27th February 2019...

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Maths questions I detest
Minus and plus I get
Mean and median too
Multiplication sucks
Measuring I can do
Mandlebrot set’s complex
My poor brain cannot cope!




Pleiades Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Joseph May

10/04/20...

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Quotes:

"I hate maths, when I was a kid there was always have a maths problems subject, maths problem, and I have to solve it... Why I have to solve it? Why don't the maths grow up and solve his own problem?"



Quotes by: Deddy Corbuzier , Indonesian Magician & Presenter...

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Maths is known as the King of subjects,

Not political science,

Teaching political science at schools a waste,

Like drawing a picture of a tasty fruit,

The political scientists not going to the parliaments,

They can't oust the politicians from the parliaments!...

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MATHEMATICS (Pleiades)

Maths always puzzled me,
Made life a misery.
Many a teacher tried,
My mother even cried.
Mattered not, to be fair
Married an heiress, Claire,
Multi-millionaire

4th October 2020
Pleiades Poetry Contest
Sponsor - Joseph May...

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We don’t say Good Bye
At the end of the day

We trust to be merged
Even when away

And, when we meet again 
The very next day

We meet as if 
After seven lives delay! 

Never understood the maths
Nor the lovely logic

Of meeting to depart 
Then departing to meet....

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We met out of circumstances
that would seem insignificant

But you've got that magic
of turning minuses to plus
as you always find a way
to solve for the x in my life.
And even as much as
I can solve maths pretty well,
I believe that you solve mine better.
And I love you for that....

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Measures of central tendency

Say others are minded of mean
As if we are generous have been
Willing to project self on mode
Thus selfish always on aboard
Need our judegment as median 
To be either side guardian
Measures of tendency in maths for us
Measures of tendency matching for us...

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Add Aim In Your Life
Subtract Obstacles That Rise, 
Multiply Your Success, 
Divide Out Your Stress.

Square Your Happiness, 
Cancel Your Weakness, 
Given Is Your Life And Ability, 
Prove Yourself To Be Witty

Solve The Above Sum, 
And Thereafter You Have Learn , 
Without The Threat Of Marks-Knife
THE MATHS OF LIFE….....

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He do come everyday in my dream,
Even while eating ice cream.
He always says about figures.
But I get triggerd !!
He has a angel's charm but causes a evil harm.
I see him everyday but is neither my crush or my lover.
He comes everytime during my class 
Or sometimes during my exam!

Guessing who it might be?
Oh
He is my maths lecturer!...

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