Short Mathematicians Poems

Mathematicians and family planning      the algo-rhythm method....

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Mathematicians
Use a complicate language
Hard to understand.

Things are quite simple
When are thought in simple words.
No mathematics?...

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math awards are given out
my anxiety so high
mathematicians give a shout
I give a deeply felt sigh

math awards cause me anxiety
I am not about to lie
If you made me do math again
I would probably die...

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All of the great religious teachers;
theologians and gurus
of every stripe
try to carry the message,? ?but
all of them are fumblers.

unlike mathematicians,? ?they try
to measure God
using a finite set of numbers....

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Infinity is like the holy grail of space and time
Avalanche of numbers that seduce the mind
Infinite worlds and infinite tides collide
Humans are made like crimson stars inside
Mathematicians shall prove infinity is real
Infinity blow your horn and piece be still...

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Eleanor instinctively knows the language of the great mathematicians
The other women consider her peculiar
She does no needlework
Pines after no man
Her daddy trains her to follow his profession.
She becomes a highly-trained, impressive engineer
Born in the wrong century to be employed,
she starts her own company...

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The following is me paraphrasing,
John Nash, 
one of the most brilliant, amazing, 
Nobel Prize winning mathematicians;
"My whole life has been numbers of varied equations, 
searching for answers to problems and their solutions,
and in summation I have come to this ultimate conclusion,
It Is Only Through The Equation Of Love 
That Truly Gives Our Lives Any Meaning,
whether that love be for someone or for some thing."...

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We are the chemistry which hold the secrets of the UNIVERSE. The buffer zone.  We are those that converse with human nature, regardless of the plea. 
We are the ANGELS OF HEAVEN and we know these things:
       EVERY MORTAL BLEEDS.
       EVERY MORTAL BREEDS.
       AND EVERY MORTAL BREATHES.
WE are the MATHEMATICIANS above, that hold all of the HEAVENS. WE EXIST BEYOND YOUR REALM.  HIGH ABOVE anything you've EVER KNOWN.
TAKE HEED....

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Anybody can consider this statement as moot:
Negative real numbers cannot have a square root.
When working with real numbers with values less than zero,
the squared product will be positive; so where do you go?
In a parabola, all points except zero lie above the x-axis.
Many students get confused because of this.
This placed mathematicians in a bit of a quandary.
That was until numbers were invented that are imaginary.
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Is there anything of
unappreciated significance
that is used more than I ?
I've got to be the "where's waldo"
of precocious punctuation!
piled atop baby j's and baby i's
balanced under interrogatory swirls ?
and exclamatory lines !
and others of my kind : ; !
Also, laid down with more of the same ...
Accountants and mathematicians
have rued my misplacement,
yet though I'm remarkably plain,
the simple truth is, when I say it's done,
it's done......PERIOD!...

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something we said so many times before
a crack in the door
a bit of a poet in all of us
red dust
sunset can’t catch
little bits o’memories
tickles under the tongue
a go-out and get you-one. . . of those
strip the rags off the rappers and sell them off for clothes
make math, in the mathematicians’ presuppose
fire sell it off to celeritas
one more big blink in the big goggles
golden fish missing in the adjustment of pince-nez
had to turn out that way
when all we did was
adjust...

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something we said so many times before
a crack in the door
a bit of a poet in all of us
red dust
sunset can’t catch
little bits o’memories
tickles under the tongue
a go-out and get you-one. . . of those
strip the rags off the rappers and sell them off for clothes
make math, in the mathematicians’ presuppose
fire sell it off to celeritas
one more big blink in the big goggles
golden fish missing in the adjustment of pince-nez
had to turn out that way
when all we did was
adjust...

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