Short Manufacturer Poems

Manufacturer of the most important 
A face to face moment 
Light movement 
Repeatedly 
The end 
Expression...

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Now a discontinued product stands facing the past 
All stores confirmed sold out shelves empty with dust

Sole manufacturer known though sent again attempt
To find the same disarranged preempts

Closed category contained in crates that last
Of parts and pieces properly placed a must...

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I can still envision it ---
It appeared like a single strand of pure silver ---
Radiant as a quasar ---
This perfected demostration of nature ---
As the wind swayed it to and fro ---
A tiny occupent ---
The manufacturer ---
Traverses it's length ---
As the sun's rays bleach it's fabric....

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~ Perfect Taste... Imperfect Rhyme ~

    A girl who likes bananas – Angela
    She smears them on slices of Gonella *
       She eats them so much
       She’s really lost touch
    Friends renamed her ‘Bananangela’




 *Gonella is a bread-baking manufacturer
  in Schaumburg, IL. It's been around for
  quite a while....

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The Durex Company’s fearing the worst
Non latex condoms are now known to burst
There’s a product recall
Hope they can trace them all ...
Or unplanned babies may need to be nursed!

Inspired by this newspaper article - n.b it's only certain products which are sold in the UK and Ireland

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-45014118

8/13/18...

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BEWARE TYRANT

Thou cannot be all
The executive, legislative and bench
Thy powers are in others
Who recognizes your

Thou could never be 
The importer and exporter
The manufacturer and consumer
The farmer and the banker

How can thou be?
The employer and the employee
The governor and the governe’
The actor and the audience

Think about
 And redress, for you’re, but one...

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Biden smells blood and wants First Kill*
Putin just laughs and hopes he will
Kim Jong-Un claps his hands
Xi Jinping understands
Warmongers can't wait for the thrill! 


* The USA is the world's largest manufacturer
of arms and military gear and must 
constantly provoke conflict to increase
sales, which have been hindered by the
media showcasing Chinese, North Korean, 
and Russian arms and military equipment!...

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I bought an electric blanket and wound up nearly dead.
I got electrocuted two months ago when I wet the bed.
As 110 volts went through my body, it really hurt as I was being fried.
For some reason it made me impotent, it would've been better if I had died.
I wrote to the electric blanket's manufacturer and it was a nasty letter.
They wrote back and said that it's not their fault that I'm a bed wetter.

(This is a fictional poem...

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You may be subject to attack
The USA won't have your back*
We'll sell you arms
And pretty charms
And cheer if you survive the flack 



*As the world's largest manufacturer
of arms and military equipment, the
USA is laughing all the way to the bank
as orders pour in from nations that now
realise our nuclear umbrella does not 
cover them, nor will the UN come to 
their assistance, so they must defend 
themselves!...

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A man of high quality
A man of the people
A pioneer of borrowed language
A man of bombastic projectiles
One with pride
And boastful charisma

Run-on-lines never cease
To exist in his speeches
Off-points are his best friends
Over-speeding is his motto
I don't care attitude is his logo
An idiot of no imagination
A half-baked speedy typewriter in human form
A pimple-faced nymph 
Manufacturer of words
A man of brilliance
And excellence
He was my lecturer....

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A standard piano keyboard has eighty-eight keys.
Use them all, and you can play melodies.
Whether it is classical, jazz, or contemporaries,
listening to a skilled pianist can please.
Here is a manufacturer that is known all around.
Products from the Baldwin Company make the best sound.
The instrument can be a grand or an upright.
Among their many models, you can find one that’s right.
So if you are in the market to acquire a piano,
any dealers who sell Baldwin are the ones to know....

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