That Damn Electric Blanket

I bought an electric blanket and wound up nearly dead. I got electrocuted two months ago when I wet the bed. As 110 volts went through my body, it really hurt as I was being fried. For some reason it made me impotent, it would've been better if I had died. I wrote to the electric blanket's manufacturer and it was a nasty letter. They wrote back and said that it's not their fault that I'm a bed wetter. (This is a fictional poem