Randy Johnson Poet Rhyme

That Damn Electric Blanket

I bought an electric blanket and wound up nearly dead.
I got electrocuted two months ago when I wet the bed.
As 110 volts went through my body, it really hurt as I was being fried.
For some reason it made me impotent, it would've been better if I had died.
I wrote to the electric blanket's manufacturer and it was a nasty letter.
They wrote back and said that it's not their fault that I'm a bed wetter.

(This is a fictional poem

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Funom Makama April 4, 2015 at 7:51 AM A very very beautiful poem. Definitely a 7!

Jan Allison January 3, 2015 at 5:35 PM Oh dear lol - humourous write my friend:-) Hugs Jan xxx oh how I wish i could paste the 3 letter code - its PEE lol!

Dorian Petersen Potter January 3, 2015 at 2:41 PM Very humorous pen Randy! I enjoyed reading your poem.Thank you for sharing dear friend.Wish you a happy new year 2015! Have a very lovely day :) Love and Light! xxx D.

John Lawless January 3, 2015 at 10:59 AM May I recommend a hot water bottle? At least then there's an excuse for the bed being wet. Thanks for the chuckle.