Short Manse Poems

  Ro manse languages were once all the rage
  But Mandarin's now taken center stage ~
     Flankry, I can't stand it
     The Chinese are bandits ~
  It's rike leceiving kick in reft libcage...

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   Trump asked, ‘Ms. Harris, How ‘bout the next dance?’
   Ms. Harris agreed, as if in a trance
      Her feet were so light
      Trump swung her way right ~
   And then she begged him to live in the Manse!
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Dinosaurs look silly when they dance
Their tails make them hop and prance.
They wiggle their bottoms as slow as their ants
They look weird on top of a manse.

This is what says my cousin Nance,
They need lessons from guru from France.
I’m not being mean. Ask my Uncle Lance.
Dinosaurs look silly when they dance....

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Have you seen the lady bug dance?
The lady bug dance? 
The lady bug dance?
She has exotic moves, and she prances said Lance.
She pranced up and down the Baptist manse.
You have to be kidding; it is her last chance.
To dance her dance, but not at the manse!
It is crazy that the lady bug cannot contain her prance.
She is dancing down the street right now with Lance.
Come see them hop, swivel, twist and prance!
The Lady Bug Dance!
The Lady Bug Dance!...

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