Short Mandy Poems

Handy Andy, fine figured and dandy
Asked his mother for a piece of candy
She gave him some gum
But she came undone
When he chomped it like their milk cow Mandy...

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There once was a skipper called Handy
With his girl crew became very randy.
   In his strategic place,
   One kick see his face,
He now sings soprano, just like Mandy....

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hoodie
boodle

ate bars
in cars

candy
handy

Mandy
Sandy

miss took
did look

fountains
mountain



04/10/18 
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2018©...

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M-orn
A-fter
N-ight
D-enies
Y-our

D-ark
E-vening
T-o
O-bviously
I-llumine
T-he
O-penness

Topic: Birthday of Mandy Detoito (December 15) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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On Valentine's Day, Clay brought her candy
Hoping chocolates would make her randy
She threw him out the door
Yelled, "Men are such a bore!
I'm in love with twins, Mandy and Sandy."
...

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Birds roost; the sun sets,
The day ends and sleeps,
The moon up high,
It lights the sky; stars peep.

Written By Mandy Tams
Entry for David Williams Twenty/Twenty
Used 20 words and 20 syllables...

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Abundance bone chilling, defrosting everything, fells great herbaceousness, icebound January kills lawns made nearly opaque, quelling riotous snow. Toppling under volatile winds xylocopa yearns zealously


By Mandy Tams...

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There is no bone in February
Either funny, long or hairy.
A month with a bone 
Would lower the tone
Of the year, without question, it’s just scary.

Limerick for contest February funny Bone: By Mandy Tams...

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The door slid open the sweat poured down
Gasping for breath we did not drown
Time was up we were abused
No human hand, I mused
A laser of light
What a fright
Space men  
Ten.
©  ~GG~ 7/06/2012
Entry for:  Imagination Contest by nette
Mandy Tams ~Golden Girl~...

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A muscular aerial acrobat
Young Mandy avoided nets, just like that
  
    Going netless has its perks
     Only if your balance works

You could say hubris made Mandy go splat



*for Natalie’s “Die a Fun Death” contest
11/20/2011 (Hubris is excessive pride or arrogance)...

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The Birds And The Bee's

There was a young bird from Eng-land
Who found a Bee with something sharp in his hand
Is that a stinger for me?
She asked him with  glee
No my dear, it’s something more grand.

Written By Mandy Tams: Entry for the Birds and Bee's contest...

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There was a beautiful girl called Mandy 
Barman Andy loved mixing her Shandy 
He did strange cocktails 
Topped with frothy ales 
She blew off his foam, to sip the Brandy


A Funny Limerick - Make me Laugh Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Howmanysyllables 10/10/5/5/10
11/06/22...

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Everything she writes is fine and dandy.
For good comments, Mandy is always handy.
This lady’s words are as sweet as candy.
Take a look at what she has posted today.
There is a whole lot of good I have to say.
She can make January feel as nice as May.
For as long as she wants, Mandy can stay.
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Two minds collide a few years gone by
Two weary minds with hearts that sigh
Their vows they carry a crushing weight
Yet who could ever imagine their fate
Ann lasted only a thousand days
Our love will last beyond the grave
Two souls to meet their love entwine
This girl, this boy, forever mine.

Mandy Tams...

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Foggy mists engulfed the bright 
When raindrops fell throughout the night
The lampposts glowed at midnights dark
When sweethearts kissed at Lover's Park

The kiss a burning flame so hot
The rain could dim it, not a jot
The lamppost shone through mist and rain
Our hearts entwined with lovers pain



collab poetry contest.
Mandy Tams GG...

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Well is it a wonder
That I like to 
Crochet
And purl
After all I am a writer
and have always enjoyed a good yarn

The rhyming, the rhythm
The soft sigh of wool against 
The needles
So right
Tight

Loosen my grip
On life
On reality
On nothing
Spinning that into something
And feeling the stress slip away

Thanks so much Mandy,

What more can I say?...

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The Winds of change have come again.
 To think we've lost another friend.
It grieves my heart, you left so soon.
 I read your blog this afternoon.
A better place you've journeyed to.
 God Speed Harry, thinking of You.
 
 
Dedication to Harry Horsman.
My condolences to his family.
Also want to thank Mandy a
True friend of Harry's for
informing us...

Michael Tor...

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Barry Manilow,
where did you go?
You had so many hit records we got to know.
The ball started rolling with your recording of "Mandy"
That led to a career that proved dandy.
Along with your recorded music that was swell,
you composed famous commercial jingles as well.
You certainly earned a lot of admiration and praise.
Tell us, what have you been doing these days?
...

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Mandy cares
Mandy shares
Mandy always there
Mandy swears ( haha she does)

What a friend I have in Mandy
All my pain i know she'd bear
What a privilege to know her
Troubles Mandy she will share

Oh what things she often taught  me
Especially form which i despair
In her arms I know she'd hold me
Call out for Mandy, she'll be there



You can sing the  2 verses 

Diolch Mandy you are  a friend indeed...

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The key to hold on to you never to let you go
In this my illusion of life’s rapid stream,
When not alone and with those you know
I will hold on to you never to let you go.
Your silent face in mist does grace with eyes all aglow
Penetrating the sunlit beam brings about my dream,
The key to hold on to you never to let you go
In this my illusion of life’s rapid stream.

© Harry J Horsman 2014 © Mandy M Tams 2014...

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It could only happen, Mandy 
to a jokester such as you,
that a mix-up in your birthday
lets you pick your choice of two.
    
Wear double birthdays as a necklace, 
to enhance your lovely face
or each one as bright flower
in an everlasting vase.

May all your days be filled with
happiness
and loved ones all surround.
May the joy you give to others 
double back in big rebound.  

	With much love,

		 Joyce...

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OOoo~~~Champagne~~~ooOO
Champagne is a colour I’d like to be
It rolls off the tongue so easily 
Champagne sounds warm with a golden glow
Brings comfort and relaxing to those in the know
It does not clash with strawberries and pepper
Dip one in the other, there is nothing better
Champagne on the walls as elegant as can be
Yes champagne is the colour I’d like for me

The Colours Have It by: Mandy Tams...

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He's found a younger girlfriend, name of Mandy -
her legs are bandy.

She's nicer than his former wife, called Sammy,
and sister Tammy.

His childhood sweetheart, Jo's a husband-basher
(he was a flasher).

His mother was a butcher, and uncanny -
just like his granny.

He's found a younger girlfriend, name of Mandy;
she comes in handy -
she's always randy! 

just some silliness for Nina's Half-Eleven contest...

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Thou canna call on happiness 
It has’ta call on thee
There is no happiness in a glass
When through the bottom ye can see.

When happiness comes a knockin
If ye dinna let it in
Cos it may not be stopping
But that’s a grievous sin.

Happiness is shy my boy
You have t’a invite it through the door
Then ye can makes friends wi it
An sup happiness ever more.

© Mandy Tams 17/01/2013
Inspired by a Robbie Burns Poem 'A Bottle And a friend'...

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On this morn of this day
Though we may be far away
A thought travels across these seas
Carried upon a summer breeze
 
It sings to the birds and angels above
As it takes the form of an ‘immaculate’ dove
 
Fast and swift the wind bears it
To a place with reminiscence lit
 
It lands in the hands of an angel borne
Far from her home yet not forlorn
 
She unfolds a note from off its wings
And reads the news that it now brings:

Happy Birthday My Dearest Mandy....

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