Short Making Whoopee Poems
Short Making Whoopee Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Making Whoopee by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Making Whoopee by length and keyword.
Jennifer Aniston
If you had one wish, what would it be
Mine would be with Jennifer Aniston making whoopee
We'd pause for oxygen
Then be at it again
She'd cry bloody murder as I nibbled her tootsies...
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Categories:
making whoopee, dream,
Form:
Limerick
Making Whoopee
What does it mean “making whoopee” my sweet
Is it some kind of fancy new dessert, a new treat
Really like to try some
Sounds like fun
Can we give it a shot, if I promise to be discreet
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
making whoopee, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Wind of a Painful Reminder
Wind of A Painful Reminder
Painful reminder
Last night making whoopee out
Came out a butt-sneeze
Written: Aug. 29, 2015
Note: A butt-sneeze is a slang used to instead of the word fart.
Us Canadians use way too many slang words....
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Categories:
making whoopee, fun, humor,
Form:
Senryu
Equal Opportunity Thief
You might say that Uncle Sam is equally greedy
High taxes for middle class,the rich,the needy
Doesn't matter partisan lines,there's no reprieve
Situation will get worse,I do believe
Taxes on our basic needs,forget the fluff!
As a U.S. citizen I've had enough
Still,it seems complaining doesn't do much good
He would tax us making whoopee if he could!
* for "Taxing Times" contest
sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire...
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Categories:
making whoopee, funny, life
Form:
Rhyme