Short Lowlife Poems

Short Lowlife Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Lowlife by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Lowlife by length and keyword.


Premium Member Lapse - Mar 4

A loathsome lecher lurks along the long,
Lightless ledge, looking to lure a lost lamb
To lewd license, liquor, and lowlife lurch—
To the lesser lying league and layer.


Premium Member Who Cares

some people think, including quite a few ladies, that I am a seedy lowlife. I consider myself a classy and cultured guy. there is no real difference anyway. let's face it.

Fried

Cal Call was a lowlife nicknamed Big Mac
he was obese and partook from a sack.
He gobbled up French fries
and with no surprise
died, alas, from a supersized heart attack.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Lowlife Backcountry Hicks

Does “childish” come to mind when discussing politics Did you say no??? You must be living in the sticks Without the Internet or TV Haven't heard about these geeks? Totally boggle my mind, these lowlife backcountry hicks
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Deuce Three

1.  To think and feel and live like a lowlife or a criminal in many ways is the only thing that gives one humanity and maybe the only thing that will save humanity (to a large extent).    2.   To those who despair:   Life is too short to make it too short.
Form: Bio


Home Sweet Home

To many, a weak country To some, a lowlife convo I weep for thoughts of humanity It's so shameful that nobody knows She is black and beautiful She is strong and lovable A mixture of nature and life Her flag tells it all: Green and White She is Nigeria!

Dump Trump Ii

Trump went to church to prey today
The Collection Plate passed his way
Quick as an elf
He helped himself
"Only a fool gives cash away!"

So many people sit and grouse
Our POTUS is a lowlife louse
Let Trump emote!
Get out and vote!
"Trump goes potty at The White House!"
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Beach Bummer - BAWDY WARNING



On holiday whilst in South Zante My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’ Found in the jacuzzi With fat floozie Susie He’s no chance of coitus with aunty! Aunt Bertha's quite livid with Mel She kicked him out of their hotel The lowlife, the fool Now sleeps by the pool Aunt certainly made his life hell!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Power To the Creep Pool

The world will not change for the better until the so called lowlife is listened to and respected just as much as anyone else. It also also seems that the contemporary Westerner, not excluding any gender, is too rigid and too frigid. No if, ands, and definitely, no butts about it. this means you too ladies. I'm all for human rights and women's rights but not for petty little human fights. That's all!
Form: Burlesque

Twitter-Free

The news that Trump is Twitter-free
Is wonderful for you and me
For now we’ll never have to hear
The lies that daily would appear.

The put-downs, insults, lowlife rants
Will not, from now on, have a chance
To hurt or damage someone’s name
Or set his followers aflame.

They say that karma is the glitch
You can't avoid, so it is rich
To know the muzzle’s permanent – 
Those missing tweets we won’t lament.
Form: Rhyme

Nihilist

Nihilist Nihilist say we are here for no reason, say logic in fact has no chance, But we are born every season, to lowlife and better half dance, no memory of why do we suffer? No recall of love in the mist, hanged like the odd Cattle Duffer, the burn on me neck do insist, ironic we lack some good reason, door shut in the well of the mind, i'm here for what bloody reason, the past of the path don't unwind? Don Johnson
Form: Ballade

Addicted To It

This New Age love means, Finding small streets, To delight in the misery, Of the night, To be remembered, Only by the love-bites. When the sun hits, Those moments are worth nothing. Channeling party girls, I look for a pretty face, Looking to forget you, Lying to myself. A lowlife, I cannot be left alone. Putting on a strawberry scent, To allure them all, Shining like gold, In the neon lights of another bar.

Premium Member Dear I Left Flowers

Dear I Left Flowers My dear we were once madly in love, I thought Then why didn't we both tie the knot To think of the dreams you tear The love that you fear We matched well Dear All was swell My car was in gear But you walked far than near You left for that lowlife all for naught My dear we were once madly in love, I thought 1/18/23 Writing Challenge - Andaree Form - Poetry Contest Sponsor-Constance La France 2nd
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member A Twenty Questioned Lowlife

Why the twenty question game when you come home?
Was you out with friends or with a seducer of your own?

Question after question spill from my mouth..
Answers upon answers, you are still a louse!

Twenty questions doesn’t do this game justice.
Up the ante to forty, let me get my check list.

You are the quintessential best I have ever tested.
Guess what however, you have been busted!

Get your gear and  get out of my life.
You had your chance you’re nothing but, lowlife

Parrotnapping

A parrot named Cuca was grabbed by a thief;
The owner was very dejected.
When he was recovered, it was a relief;
A birdnapping creep was suspected.

For Cuca was trained and he knew how to speak;
Each morning he gave a reminder
To take all her meds, for her pressure was weak.
As a help, he was really behind her.

To kidnap a pet is both lowlife and mean,
For a pet’s the best friend you can find;
But I hope that that bird, without getting obscene,
Gave that thief quite a piece of his mind!
Form: Rhyme

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