Short Lou Poems

Peggy Sue
have you seen
Mary Lou
I'm looking for
Buddy and Ricky
Elvis and Jimi
and all the stars
taken too soon....

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Shy Sue
 Likes Lou

He Winks
She Blinks

Goose Bumps 
Heart Thumps

He Spoke
She Jokes

They Kiss
Much Bliss







Alexis Y.

10-22-16...

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Handy Andy, such a dandy;
Left his lunch bag in the pantry.
Ended up at a drive thru;
Where Chef Lou had the flu;
Sick Andy’s no so handy.
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 There once was a Lion named Lou,
 who thought he was tougher than you.
     He got into a fight,
     On the wrong night,
 and got beat by a kanga-kung fu!


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I befriended a lesbian named Mary Lou
Enamored with women and all that they do 
With her loving spree 
As a man, I agree 
And have to think, I might be a lesbian too!...

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Suggest and Give a Tip

Should suggest then give a tip,
To my Lou we both love to skip,
And small meal,
Banana with peel;
On a wet sidewalk we would slip.

Jim Horn...

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As a girl. I skipped into to the garden, humming “Mary Lou.” 
        Twas no fun at all, discovering the adult, mean, human zoo!


                            1/12/2023...

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S-un
H-as
E-nded
R-ain
I-n
E-arly

L-ight
O-f
U-ndaunted

D-awn
E-rasing
N-ight
A-new

Topic: Birthday of Sherie-Lou Deña (October 25) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Does anyone remember Abbott and Costello
Goofy as they were, my memories are mellow
Their antics were silly
A bit willy nilly
Bud and Lou were hilarious fellows...

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There was a girl called Lovely Lou, 
She never seemed to know what to do.
Many thought she was a fool, 
‘Til, she said the jokes on you; 
she had filled their boots with crazy glue!...

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A custom myrrh
  Bored Ed 'n Heir Plain
Flying 2 Tim-Buck-Too
  On Airs Pain

He flew eek-on-a-me class
  Saving Siri us money
But Lou zing his lug gauge
  Was knot sew fun knee!...

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Her name was 'Sexy-Souped-Up-Emmie Lou'
  Curvy body, pale-blue eyes, just for you
     She moved like lightning
     Her speed, frightening
  Did you see how fast she got to Mach Two?...

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Little Cindy Lou Who
Won’t let the Grinch be blue
optimist for sure
her heart is utterly pure

She expects the best
At Whoville Christmas Fest
Grinch comes around
Happiness is found...

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Little Cindy Lou Who
Won’t let the Grinch be blue
optimist for sure
her heart is utterly pure

She expects the best
At Whoville Christmas Fest
Grinch comes around
Happiness is found...

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PLAYING THE LOTTERY

A young lady named Nanny Lou Wicket
Bought herself a lottery ticket
She won so much cash 
It caused a heart attack
Now the money is gone, and so is Nanny Lou Wicket...

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L-ethal
O-utbreak's
U-nknown

M-ystery
A-pplies
R-abid
I-nfection
E-mploying

O-ne
C-ontagious
O-nerousness

Topic: Birthday of Lou Marie Oco (May 24) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Turquoise boots with rosettes feeling snappy today
Sassy, and sexy, as they prance dance your way
Along with the ruffled short skirt we give a sashay
Me and my owner, little Miss Debbie Lou Kay...

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Who are you? I foolishly asked Cindy Lou Who
She gave me a wink, and a sassy laugh or two.
I felt like a fool, for she was cool with a capital coo.
and obviously had the well-known-Cindy-Lou-hairdo...

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The farmer said his cow was a Swiss.
Lou said  "Tell me one thing, and it is this.
Does it make holes in the cheese,
Using Swiss milk, if you please?"
Farmer said,  "No. But the cheddar is bliss."...

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I'm the luckiest man on earth, Lou Gehrig had said
Two months later, the greatest Yankee was dead
   Gehrig suffered from ALS, a fatal disease
   He peered beyond the pain, his words a fresh breeze...

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Well how do you do, my name is Lou
I'm a normal old chap except for my do
Hair down to here
Like an old buccaneer
A romantic old buggar and quite naughty too


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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M-y
A-crostic
R-egards
I-n
A-crostic

L-ines
O-ffer
U-nique

C-omposition
O-nce
N-atal
D-ay
A-rrives
T-imely

Topic: Birthday of Maria Lou Condat (February 02) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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M-essages
A-re
R-eceived
I-n
A-we

L-etting
O-ur
U-nderstanding

C-ollect
O-ne
N-ice
D-enotation
A-nd
T-hought

Topic: Birthday of Maria Lou Condat (February 02)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Abbott and Costello's “Who's On First” was a hoot
Their timing was incredible especially Lou's
A high scoring team
Lou came apart at the seams
Frustrated and bamboozled nearly pooped in his suit...

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There's a guy I knew whose name was Lou
Who made his home at the local zoo. 
Animals were his life
He was free of much strife     
His stench nearly knocked you out, its true








Alexis Y.
5-13-16...

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