Short Liters Poems

I once knew a fellow from Pensacola
Who drank liters of fizzy Coca-Cola 
He peed in the street
And on his bare feet
Now I think he is enrolled at Loyola.

written June 27, 2021...

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I would take in liters of air of 
confidence and honesty,
after that, I would dive 
in the deepest parts of the 
political ocean
to hunt politically apathetic, callous
dishonest squids...

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Bananas and green beans,
a lot of other healthy things.
I’ll probably get some soda pop
and I think we need a new wet mop.
If the cart has room for a new TV
I’ll splurge and get one just for me!
Frozen pizza is on my list
and 3 2-liters of Sierra Mist.
I can’t forget shampoo and soap,
That’s all my shopping for today…...

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Colonoscopies aren't all that tough
though ONE is one MORE than enough!
And besides all the sh&t, 
here's the worst part of it:
Guzzling liters of salty gross stuff!

NOTE: Truly the drinking a gallon of the "drink" the night before was the only hard part. And THIS thanksgiving, I am very grateful that the results of my test were PERFECT!!!...

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I used to diet.
Wrote down every crumb I put into my mouth.
Drank twelve glasses of water a day.
Wrote them down too.
Exercised an hour a day at Curves.
Got buff.
Found muscles I did not know I had.
Looked like a coach in my legs.
Barely remember any of that now.
As I reach for my chips and dip
after sucking down three Hershey bars
and drinking two liters of cream soda.
Happier now
fluffier too...

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Try to picture one who repents.
It's like one who oneself repaints
Ten liters of paint is lot of money
Try to price it: It's not funny.
While good and bad paint cost a lot
What God just wants is "What we've got."

For those who finally repent
Your big house lost to a tent;
You return all the money lent:
Not just like that, voice of a gent,
For each new sin your fine robes rent,
Your guilty head readily bent....

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                    Parents raise children:
                               a thousand sleepless night
                               a thousand liters of sweats and tears
                               a thousand words of advices
                               a thousand hugs and kisses
                               a thousand hundreds of money for education
                               a thousand hardship and few success.
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To worship God Shiva linga hundreds of kilo-liters of milk being wasted
Imagine how many hundred of proletarian child could have been served with nutritious food in such quantities of milk
for some days.
Please hang me as a heretic
Such as Copernicus who was killed by the fanatic
But know that I was
the truth.

(Shivratri is one of the ritual of the Hindus. 
In this day lakhs of woman pour a lot of milk upon an idol called shivlinga in the temple)...

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you see as three x's

There once was a French
girl named Nanc who set sail from
the west coast of xxx

Seven sisters swam
in a race, but only one
finished in first xxx

Cym went to the store
to buy shoes—but instead bought
two liters of xxx

I saw her today
at the reception, waiting
for her xxx

Drey was driving her
Lexus when she saw the sign,
"Don't mess with xxx!"

Rhonda was riding
in a Caddy driven by
her Sugar xxx...

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