Fluffier Now

I used to diet. Wrote down every crumb I put into my mouth. Drank twelve glasses of water a day. Wrote them down too. Exercised an hour a day at Curves. Got buff. Found muscles I did not know I had. Looked like a coach in my legs. Barely remember any of that now. As I reach for my chips and dip after sucking down three Hershey bars and drinking two liters of cream soda. Happier now fluffier too