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Colonoscopies aren't all that tough though ONE is one MORE than enough! And besides all the sh&t, here's the worst part of it: Guzzling liters of salty gross stuff! NOTE: Truly the drinking a gallon of the "drink" the night before was the only hard part. And THIS thanksgiving, I am very grateful that the results of my test were PERFECT!!!

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Jack Horne

Date: 11/27/2016 10:18:00 AM

LMAO, so glad to hear the results were good news, my friend x

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 11/27/2016 10:11:00 AM

You just activated my PTSD. I'm glad you got good results.

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/26/2016 9:45:00 AM

Hi Andrea, Let's just say "I know the feeling" and would rather forget it. I'm so glad you had good results:-) Alexis PS. It's great you are bringing awareness to something so important.

CayCay Jennings

Date: 11/26/2016 9:20:00 AM

My bottom is still bruised from SITTING after drinking all that stuff - and that was many years ago. Somethings are just best when they are over! I enjoyed this ... CayCay

Mark Martin

Date: 11/25/2016 11:52:00 PM

Know the feeling. With all our technological advances, you would think that someone would have worked out how to make the prep taste better!

Tim Smith

Date: 11/25/2016 4:59:00 PM

lol...im dreading having one...happy for the positive results

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 11/25/2016 8:17:00 AM

Glad to hear it came out OK in the "end"

Chris Green

Date: 11/25/2016 8:16:00 AM

This has got to be the very first Colonoscopy themed poem I have ever read in my life. And now I wonder, why am I laughing? :) Your poem was very cute and numerous Andrea but sheesh, not something I expected to read this morning after Thanksgiving. :) Happy the results were good.

Darren White

Date: 11/24/2016 11:30:00 PM

Ouch, that stuff is indeed GROSS, made me.... not gonna say.... but indeed. I am so happy for you though that you are alright <3

Carol B.

Date: 11/24/2016 11:24:00 PM

That's great news Andrea. I hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving!

Jan Allison

Date: 11/24/2016 10:15:00 PM

So glad you had a good result and could make us smile with this limerick - many tests are unpleasant to say the least BUT they can save lives and I know I would rather suffer the indignity of having the squits than risk having something more sinister not detected:-) hugs Jan xx

Paloma P

Date: 11/24/2016 9:20:00 PM

Is there a category of poetry called TMI? haha, kidding aside, good to know your colon is defectless. :)

Arthur Vaso

Date: 11/24/2016 8:39:00 PM

Now sure hope you get to enjoy the rest of thanksgiving weekend! Hugs!

Ilene Bauer

Date: 11/24/2016 8:07:00 PM

glad to hear the good news, andrea! yes, drinking all that stuff is what prevents so many people (me included!) from staying current with these tests. you've said it very well...