Short Lifters Poems

angelic kisses from the missus,
no it wasn't she?
bludger had some spiky whiskas
awful bugger werent a 4 me,
watch out for dem shirt-tail  lifters,
bugger off stop bugging me...

re: 'sweet nothings' Dave Williams...

good on ya mate.....Don

love is sweet, but incomplete,
 if ya strike a gal 
with whiskers neat:(...

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Weight Lifters try to wait,
Then, try lifting a weight;
For minutes choose to think
To with commonsense link...

For a time stand aside
To from enemies hide;
For long minutes you pray
And you shall demons slay...

Also for hours sleep
And life, again, is cheap...

In all do not things rush:
Bad way to problems hush...

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Woofter
A woofter is a fella
Dressed like a shiela in drag
The woofter don’t know if
He’s the shaggee or the shagg

The shiela gets born into a boys body, drat,
So she’s out there chasing fellas 
but she can’ find where they at…

so Joe comes on to you and you back up to the wall
keep them shirt lifters away from me 
don’t sound like any fun at all

so are you are a male wanting to be female,
or viccy verka

Don Johnson...

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