Short Lexus Poems

I've got exes of both sexes but what vexes and perplexes me when i'm riding in my Lexus and I get to feelin reckless is every time I see a "chick" I gotta wonder what the sex is....

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There once was a cowboy from Texas,
Whose life was a whirlwind of nexus.
He rode through the plains,
In sunshine and rains,
Inside his comfortable Lexus.
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There was a gal whose name was Lexus
Who hailed from the big state of Texas
Wrote words and rhymes on cell
When it broke she just yelled
She goes by the name of Alexis








Alexis Y.
5-28-16...

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You said shut my mouth? “uhm m uhmuhm huh mmm houth”
In case you're wondering, I said, “Shut YOUR mouth!”
Who d'ya think you is?
Some lexiconal whiz
A smart cookie am I, but at times my sexy lexis goes south!

WHAT???...

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can read the words below that
you see as three x's

There once was a French
girl named Nanc who set sail from
the west coast of xxx

Seven sisters swam
in a race, but only one
finished in first xxx

Cym went to the store
to buy shoes—but instead bought
two liters of xxx

I saw her today
at the reception, waiting
for her xxx

Drey was driving her
Lexus when she saw the sign,
"Don't mess with xxx!"

Rhonda was riding
in a Caddy driven by
her Sugar xxx...

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