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My Sexy Lexus

You said shut my mouth? “uhm m uhmuhm huh mmm houth” In case you're wondering, I said, “Shut YOUR mouth!” Who d'ya think you is? Some lexiconal whiz A smart cookie am I, but at times my sexy lexis goes south! WHAT???

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Date: 8/25/2017 9:59:00 AM
What is a Satnav? pardon my ignorance of things auto is showing. Jack King of the Limerick Mountain.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/25/2017 11:37:00 AM
It's a satellite navigation system! It's 2017... all kinds of stuff, eh! Hard to keep up! ROTFLMAO!!! You know this one I bet!!! Love, the old guy! xxx
Date: 8/25/2017 8:44:00 AM
She was a Lexus, he was a Dodge//They had a fine fling down at the lodge//Both were trashed//when they crashed//Their offspring was quite a hodge-podge. WHAT??? O U B in rare form today, Jackson!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/25/2017 11:40:00 AM
Feeling EXTRA fine today!!! Does it show? How's about you SIR JOHN JOHN!!!
Date: 8/25/2017 6:00:00 AM
haha, I hope it is your Satnav you are talking to? It made me smile.
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Date: 8/25/2017 6:09:00 AM
My Satnav is the best on the market!!! LOL GOOD MORNING, FRIEND!!!
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