My Sexy Lexus

You said shut my mouth? “uhm m uhmuhm huh mmm houth” In case you're wondering, I said, “Shut YOUR mouth!” Who d'ya think you is? Some lexiconal whiz A smart cookie am I, but at times my sexy lexis goes south! WHAT???
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Cresswell Avatar
August 25, 2017 at 9:59 AM
What is a Satnav? pardon my ignorance of things auto is showing. Jack King of the Limerick Mountain.
Ellison Avatar
August 25, 2017 at 11:37 AM
It's a satellite navigation system! It's 2017... all kinds of stuff, eh! Hard to keep up! ROTFLMAO!!! You know this one I bet!!! Love, the old guy! xxx
Flats Avatar
August 25, 2017 at 8:44 AM
She was a Lexus, he was a Dodge//They had a fine fling down at the lodge//Both were trashed//when they crashed//Their offspring was quite a hodge-podge. WHAT??? O U B in rare form today, Jackson!!!
Ellison Avatar
August 25, 2017 at 11:40 AM
Feeling EXTRA fine today!!! Does it show? How's about you SIR JOHN JOHN!!!
Tsitsikroni Avatar
August 25, 2017 at 6:00 AM
haha, I hope it is your Satnav you are talking to? It made me smile.
Ellison Avatar
August 25, 2017 at 6:09 AM
My Satnav is the best on the market!!! LOL GOOD MORNING, FRIEND!!!
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