Short Lem Poems

Lem-me get a taste a za'
Scrumbcious cake
O..
Dear Mattie

Legs ain't takin' 
No mo'e-ye weight
za'-c's' y'like
some-a'-za' cake

O..Mattie

Now te-me wada-Do
When ye'-gatz daz Blue
Please,O..
Dear Mattie Dont go

Dont leave to za'Land-a-Rainin' Sun
No,
No More...
Mattie


--Dedicated to Abeer R.I.P--
**Obese Is Not Owkay**...

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An effervescent ever-pheasant's
   odyssey really ought to see
   my grain's migraine
      and Lem 'n Ma rang pie

Of course, no bull's noble
   as Maple's may pull
   and gopher's go-fer
     dozen 't batten I

Camel-flesh is camouflaged
   yet a manatee's not a man 'o tea
   though a miss is a miss
      a baby is a bay bee

Enclosing in closing, Ion I must say
   (that) while bee gone is begone
   (still) Hi and high need hie
      but a by is a buy is a bye...

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