Short Lehman Poems

I was bored in Manhattan that day
So decided to pay for a lay
He was handsome and young
And was VERY well hung
I walked like John Wayne all of the day

Thanks to James Fraser's Bored In Manhattan poem for the inspiration!

Just make me laugh contest
Sponsored by Christine Lehman

27th December 2015...

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Hungary people can’t hold a grudge
They judged that it would never budge
Walled off by a dam
This heavy metal jam
Raspberry sludge was factored fudge


Author's note: Well, Stanley--it's another fine mess you've gotten me into.  It all goes to 
show how impossible it is to move liabilities off the balance sheet.  Enron, Worldcom, 
Citigroup, Lehman Brothers, and the debt crisis will strike again...and again...and again.......

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Love in a beach hut came my way,
and, a bit cramped, we lay
until the moon rose over
Kettle's Bay.

Polly, the maid, came opportunely,
to bring us tea
and the three
of us sat happily.

Love out of a beach hut came my way,
and Polly came half-way through
with tea
and that's when we threw her in the bay.

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8/3/2015

Contest  - Just make me laugh

Sponsor - Christine Lehman

3rd place win...

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