Short Larder Poems

Short Larder Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Larder by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Larder by length and keyword.


Yule Christmas

Yule/Christmas
Obscene capitalism
Can best be observed 
At Christmas 

Midwinter festival 
Larder full we share our
Luck with our nearest

Christmas is the devil’s revenge
He was never invited
Now he gives us hell with glitter.


Premium Member Sin of Sloth

Do you fear productivity
and lay your sloth upon the Lord?
Is indolence your proclivity?
Satan surely loves your accord.

But Satan is the Devil.
He will not fill your larder.
In your apathy he’ll revel.
Wake up and try a little harder!
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Limerick: Once a Wife Nurse and Husband Doctor

Limerick : Once a wife Nurse and husband Doctor

Once a wife Nurse and husband Doctor
Loved the meat served from Clinic larder
So they went in to see
Found morgue bodies for free
Since then stopped buying meat from butcher.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013
© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Prepping For Spam

He blunders around grocery stores.
Impulse buying - compelling.

Back home
he looks at the bagged,
wonders why,
wonders
if he will also charge around
tomorrow.

The larder, the pantry
the stacked cans
of all kinds of Spam

gleam untouched
but one day -
you never know.

Premium Member Hot Chef

A randy head chef from New Barber Just couldn’t control his strong ardour Caught on CCTV Chef and waitress Marie Having sex in the kitchen and larder Poor Marie got in very hot water (As she was the owner’s young daughter) Getting flat on her back It got Marie the sack For doing something that she aughter! 10/2/18
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Thanksgiving

Dawn curls her lips shyly this foggy morning

Gone is the twinkling of her pearly white spring

Gone are the greedy songbirds herded away

Their perches now bare of whim and whimsy

Cherish your larder as does the ant who dances

Welcome warmheartedly all of Gravity's prances

He has furies of voids to fill, each moment anew

For the seeds that pull through with you, renew
Form: Rhyme

Bris Bane


It's insane how vain they've been in the Bazball reign

Disdain campaign won't refrain restrain slain again

Won't explain just say we'll double down entertain

In the Bazball larder one ingredient just go harder

Their riposte we lost because we did well over train

Despaired repeat defeat flared cos were too prepared

Inane taking the pis* our abyss Aussie bliss... Bris Bane

Baby Dragon

The dragon was a cute little fellow
He was small and green and kind of mellow.
We had fun with him as he grew larger
Until he burned down our house and larder.
Then, the dragon was not cute any more.
The city quaked as he gave out his roar.
He burned then ate our gossiping neighbor,
No longer a pet but an invader.
So, if you find a lost baby dragon
You’d best be rid of it in some fashion.
Form: Rhyme

Words

words to paint the pictures seen
in Mother Nature's larder
are hidden and so hard to glean
to make one try yet harder
deceptively with sudden ease
they slip and slide in view
a mirror to frustrated tease
as Mother reaches and displays
the tasty morsals I can't find
she swears I'm blind
in her refridgerator
And Naturally like sunset's song
is seen but never heard
I hold my tongue and go along
and never say a word
Till later
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Moon Boon

This is a large land,
of water and sand,
this earth,
it has so many,
vyinng for so little,
which is made available,
that games are played,
so that things are gained,
they cut,maim, and murder,
for a mere full larder,
its everywhere,
with everyone,
and if you are not part,
then you might depart,
that's what I wish now,
look at the moon,
so empty and inviting,
why can't you make it reachable,
and habitable,
make my moon,
I would go there,
as if I got a boon.

Emmett Poetry - Moorland

MOORLAND ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Moorland, wilderness, natural beauty, Nature! Wilderness, from barren to verdant glory. Natural, prime, if untouched, an untold story. Beauty, as perceived by human-nature. Nature, its larder for all and sundry! Mick E Talbot 2018... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
For more information on the Emmett poetry, please follow the link, thank you. #moorland #verdant #wilderness #glory #untouched
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