Short Knicker Poems

Mum..Why did you give me lego hair.?
To upstage my Alan Carr teeth
And stretch that grey nylon pinefore
Tight
To ridicule my chubby young knees
 
And why dear mummy
Was my elastic bands so tight
As they struggled around my chubs
Was Battleship grey 
The fashion
Of socks those days..
Dear mummy
.
Me thinks not!...

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If you'd see what I see
On sunny afternoon
Someone bathing half naked
Licking ice-cream from a spoon

Another wriggle, there she is 
Nudging up her bra
Trying to adjust knicker elastic
Up whose bum has gone to far

A caterpillars life 
Is far from bored I'll have you know
Politically correct it's such a hoot
Wow, way to go!...

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Knobby knees unfold
   Awkward & wobbling to n fro-
      The colt tries to stand,

Gently caressed by
   His dam's soft prodding nose-
       He falls down again,

Instinct pushes him
   He must try and try again-
      Moms knicker assures,

In an effort grand
   He does it! Does it right then-
      Staggering he falls....
And

As the hours pass
   The colt burns across the field-
      Mother at his heels!



motif: Natural...

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He hit the downbeat, found the blues,
Not to mention having no clues.
The jazz man could improvise and drag,
'Bad Penny Blues' an infamous rag. 

Slurring between riffs with such ease,
Trumpet proud he stood out from the sleaze.
Vamp chords repeated for our delight,
dissonance of students in bars each night. 

Jazz club hero Humph always will be,
Jam sessions when all tried to follow thee. 
And though no fun for your vetting,
His music alone was knicker-wetting!...

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