Short Kirk Poems

Captain Kirk explores
a violent universe
with phasers on stun...

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a scared passenger
on Twilight Zone episode
before Captain Kirk...

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The best 2021 perk
Was a space flight for Captain Kirk
An Enterprise
Where no one dies
Proving fantasy just might work...

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William Shatner (Captain Kirk),
Best known for his acting work,
In music he would speak the song,
Resulting in a say-along....

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Kirk Douglas
Star of Spartacus.
An excellent actor and movie star was he.
He lived to be one hundred and three.

5/11/21...

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Khaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

Ricardo Montalbán
Again plays Khan.
Marooning his nemesis Kirk inside a moon
The part ends with Singh’s doom....

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William Shatner
to the Enterprise did matter
he played the title role of Kirk
and with the alien women did flirt
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Is Chicago an holey city
Or is it a town without pity?
Kirk Douglas would know
But would he dare go
Where the bullets are itty-bitty?...

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He wanted to get back to work
And knew he was being a jerk
Though wearing a mask
Was not a great task
His loved ones now lie in the kirk...

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Captain James T Kirk,
His duties he did not shirk.
Fictional Captain of the U.S. Enterprise,
Played by William Shatner, a name most recognize....

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Captain Kirk told God, "I'm exploring
So you are bound to see me soaring
But man alive
That damn warp drive
Sounds worse than Methuselah snoring!"...

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Captain James T. Kirk

Captain James T. Kirk
Beat Kobayashi Maru 
Genesis Project 


1.10.2017©deborah burch 

Form: senryu 
Theme: StarTrek...

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On Venus, Captain Kirk was naughty
After which he ran to the potty
But life is seldom fair
No toilet paper there
So Kirk screamed, "Beam me up, Scotty!"...

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"May the Force be with you!" Spock said
Leaving poor Jan shaking her head
For Bones does not care
That fills Jan with air
Since Kirk logs, "Warp Speed Launch" instead...

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There once was a man whose name was Jack.
Wasn’t well liked, he always talked smack.
One day at work,
He met Big Kirk,
Who taught him not to talk behind his back.

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K-een
I-mpressive
R-eader
K-nows

H-ow
O-ften
M-ind
E-mploys
R-emarkable

R-easoning
A-nd
M-agnificent
O-utstanding
S-ense

Topic:Birthday of Kirk Homer Ramos (October 11) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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The knight was chivalrous, civil, courtly, courteous too
Interested ladies-in-waiting were interested in a woo.
His amorous preferences were unknown to all of them.
He had his eye on Kirk, Derek, Tom, LeRoy and Jim....

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Abigail Kirk lived in outback town Burke,
A hotel receptionist, she had a slight quirk,
Her rather long ponytail stretched to the floor,
After a few years it had grown much more,
She sold it to ten bald men and retired from work....

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Mayday, Mayday Kirk!
Transport to Galileo
Needs energizing

Running on impulse
All deflector shields are down
And venting plasma

Possible core breech
Romulan battle cruiser
De-cloaked and attacked

They've taken the ship
Corbomite Maneuver may
Be the last resort......

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When you fail to entertain ask someone for voluntary work.
to learn about boring, to apply a healthy jerk,
Don't hurt anybody, build climax, wisely and warmly,
Patience can promote you when you have an initiative lurk,
Believe me, you shall seek an appointment for ceremonial Kirk....

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Angels surround me as I sleep
A gift from God I can always keep
Four are turning around my bed
Another hovers above my head
Standing guard inside my room
They save my soul from certain doom
Keeping me secure at night,
Constantly ready for a fight
Watching for what I can’t see,
Angels are always protecting me


Jonathan D. kirk
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Jean-Luc Picard cant replace James T. Kirk

                       with his Earl Grey tea and sinister smirk,

he lacks Jim's youthful physique,

                       that made women's knees go weak,

and acts more like a Shakespearean jerk.


(Limerick)


04/02/2022


On A Lim Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Joseph May
"Star Trek"...

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Come sit with me, my darlings, 
beneath this apple tree.

Come sit with me, my sweethearts,
Do you not sense? It's me.

Come sit with me, my lovelies, 
all seasons of all years.

Come sit with me, my precious ones.
Come sit with me, my dears.



~ collaboration with T Kirk Tierney ~

AP: Honorable Mention 2022

Posted on June 25, 2022...

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through the mist of tears
a shape… our happiness…
our baby… our love
personified… we named him
Kirk… our blood… our love he shares

there’s space in my heart
for this tired world… i shout
inviting nature
to take time out… respite
recuperate in silence...~~~~~~~~~~~

Entered in tanka ONE OR TWO, sponsored by Rick Parise....

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Captain Kirk had lots of nerve
Solving all things with his verve
Until he did split
And then had a fit
He now wore a woman's curve.

Note: Inspired by the Star Trek
episode Turnabout Intruder in which  Captain Kirk's insane ex-lover Dr. Janice Lester forcibly switches bodies with him in order to take command of the Enterprise.
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