Short Kippur Poems

Short Kippur Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Kippur by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Kippur by length and keyword.


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Whipper-Snapper

   His right foot, a clipper
     His left arm, a ripper
 
   Glad it wasn't Yom Kippur ~
     Wouldn't dare try his whip on me
Categories: kippur, bullying, jewish, judgement, motivation, murder,
Form: Rhyme


Behind the Trouble

Who is behind the trouble?
      Is it the Catholics, the Jews, the Chinese
        or a combination 
            of all three?
Well, it seems that people 
      form deep seated hatreds
And you know what?
    None of us are
  free from it 
I'm going to synagoguenext
   Yom Kippur
         despite my doubts.....
Categories: kippur, fantasy
Form: Lay

Shabbes, Once More

Tonight is Shabbat
   Many scoff - but I find it a day of peace 
A female rabbi - which is not to everyone's taste 
But she is on my TV 
reading the hallowed words 
Years roll by - often full of pain and suffering 
   We say prayers for healing 
Last Yom Kippur 
  I stood under a tent 
and prayed, prayed hard! 
for my self and my loved ones
I believe someond is listening
Categories: kippur, god, jewish,
Form: Concrete
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Hey, Hey -- A Hole-in-One

     There once was a Rabbi lived in Big Sur
     Who could drive a golf ball straight, far, and sure
         When he got a hole-in-one
         He sighed, “Why, this is no fun”
     Who could he tell? ~ it was on Yom Kippur*



      ________________________________________
      *Properly pronounced: Yome KiPOOR... Not a day
        for playing golf, esp. if you are a Rabbi!!
Categories: kippur, giggle, golf, jewish,
Form: Limerick
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Julie the Stripper Was Pretty Chipper

{Hey, Where'd My Audience Go?}


Broke, Julie became a sexy stripper
Soon her bank account was pretty chipper
  Her boyfriend treated her well
  Then they moved to Israel
Julie's first performance was Yom Kippur





__________________________________
Note: Yom Kippur is the Holiest Day of the
Jewish year.  Over 90% of Israelis are in
synagogue and fasting on Yom Kippur
night and day.
Categories: kippur, dance, jewish, religious, sexy,
Form: Limerick


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Lent Vs Yom Kippur

Christians have their Lent,
40 days of atonement,
sacrificing something of enjoyment.
When those 40 days of atonement comes to an end,
if you have not indulged once your sacrifice of enjoyment,
all of your past sins get forgiven.
Yom Kippur, now that's a deal I could sink my teeth in.
One day of atonement and all your past sins are wiped clean.
"Some gentiles can be such putzs," some Jews must hail,
"Even for sin those schmucks will still pay retail."
Categories: kippur, holiday, religious,
Form: Rhyme
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