Short Kidnapper Poems
Short Kidnapper Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Kidnapper by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Kidnapper by length and keyword.
Castle Pet Be Thy Dragon
Dragon
A fierceness
A castle pet
Princess kidnapper
Mystical marauder
Nemesis to prince
Wants to slay him
Friends instead
Lifelong
Pet...
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Categories:
kidnapper, fantasy,
Form:
Ninette
D'Angelo the Rapper
D’Angelo was a baa dass rapper
Cops suspected he was a kidnapper
A gal climbed into his van
When questioned by a g-man
Rapper claimed he was a ‘Whip-Her-Snapper’...
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Categories:
kidnapper, car, music, violence,
Form:
Limerick
Gripping Fiend
Everyday, I awake, body as stiff as a
Board, or a slab of concrete.
My kidnapper stabs at me all over, no hiding for me,
So, I limp and gasp at my limitations, and cry.
I cannot recall a time without kidnapper, pain.
I wish often not to awaken again
For this type of restraint cannot be logical
Making me crazy....
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Categories:
kidnapper, betrayal, cancer, corruption, emotions, pain, poverty, psychological,
Form:
Blank verse
Pritzker's Purge
"Governor" pritzker has a plan
there will be no cash bail for the criminal clan...
the arsonist,murderer-kidnapper and
garden variety brutes.
From beyond his gated walls, he boasted
that this will make citizens safer.
Pritzker has planted land mines in the community garden,
innocents will be forced to do the weeding,
Lock and load my friends..pray if you must
the purge begins on new years day.
see {Safe-T act}...
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Categories:
kidnapper, chicago, fun,
Form:
Free verse
Cinema
Actor Enacts
Banner Contracts
Censor Objects
Director Cuts
Editor Chucks
Grammar Pontificates
Hair-dresser Sets
Insurer Ensures
Jotter Notes
Kidnapper Attracts
Lover Sings
Murderer Kills
Narrator Describes
Oscar Signifies
Producer Promotes
Quaver Tones
Recorder Mixes
Singer Rhymes
Theater Plays
Utter Dialogues
Viewer Cries
Writer Thinks
X-Factor Denotes
Yodeller Yells
Zipper Closes
"but the show must go on"...
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Categories:
kidnapper, art, imagination, passion,
Form:
ABC
Ordinary Breakfast Brutality
Adjacent to Magic Mr. Coffee
Miss Sunbeam sits anxiously
atop the frigid Ms. Frigidaire
Grab two of her offspring
She protests perniciously
and shrieks ‘Kidnapper!!’
Madame Cuisinart murmurs
‘C’mon, right here in my slots
Oooh! Yes, you NAUGHTY boy’
Shove down her handle and hear
one victim exclaim to the other:
‘Hey bro, I think we’re toast’….
Damn RIGHT you are Sunny Boy
and don’t you dare burn me
then try to butter me up again
Bzzzt! (A shocking turn of events)...
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Categories:
kidnapper, food,
Form:
Light Verse
Nobody Will Pay the Kidnapper
A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return.
But people have discovered who the two hostages are and they are not concerned.
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are the two people who have been kidnapped.
People won't give a plug nickel for the safe return of those two pieces of crap.
Clinton and Trump won't be coming home any time soon, they are trapped.
If somebody does pay the ransom, he or she will certainly deserve to be slapped....
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Categories:
kidnapper, funny, humor, political,
Form:
Rhyme