Short Jiggy Poems

this mugs jiggy i wont lie

see it caught your peepn eye

unhitch a lip

caffeine a sip

load up man and liquefy.
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Seats in Starbucks seem quite scarce
‘Cause laptop users hog ‘em.
Dirty looks won’t make them move – 
Perhaps it’s time to flog ‘em.

Sitting in a precious seat
For hours seems quite piggy,
Even if they’re doing work
Or tryin’ to get jiggy.

Other people want to sit
When sippin’ brews or snackin’;
No one has the nerve to ask
Those gluttons to get packin’.

Selfishness today appears
To be the status quo.
Perhaps a Starbucks laptop charge
Just might be apropos....

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paris, 
the daughter of a hotel tycoon, 
like jim harris, 
she acts like a baboon
oh come on, 
you know what you do,
eating  a  bonbon,
I wish I could say screw  you
a dirty VIDEO, 
too many to name,
hearing abou you on the RADIO, 
it's all the stinking  same
 a dumb blonde, 
who is an idiot, 
just like Mr..smith, 
wants to get jiggy with it
who cares paris, 
who cares if you get hit by a pepsi truck, 
here's to you paris, 
guess what,  you suck!!!!...

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