Short Jameson Poems

When Irish eyes smile,
they might have a glassy look...
here's to Jameson!...

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your head of greed
be cut off by the sword of justice -
I'm sipping Jameson*


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* Irish Whiskey...

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"drinking in spiration"


twenty-four hours in a day
twenty-four bottles in a case
the chasers are Guinnesses
but the Jameson finishes
in and of this Irish race...

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Got pabst blue ribbon
for american rhythm 
and now presenting 
some sophistication;
ladies and gentleman 
stay clear i'm pissing
straight jameson; 
on these rocks here
still sipping on my beer;
cheers...

http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/one-for-the-lift-ticket/7970992...

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The Jameson distillery 
had its first official tour in 1780
when pirates broke in and drank all the whiskey.

Can I really call the above work my own?
It's almost word for word for an ad that I saw,
but I don't think the ad was intended to be a poem.

Ad - My distillery had its first official tour in 1780 when pirates broke in and drank all my 
whiskey - Jameson Whiskey....

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.

                *poof*
      that wuzn't cannabis
  'twuz mine into the visible

                *foop*
now you thought you seen me
                 nope
              you don't
    mine slips back unto the 
              indistinct

                Yards
              Jameson
             Thuh bone
              Mine lisp
       'fore the midnight
                gongz...

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drankly i'm frank
my last cerveza
four beers before

so maybe i'm on
my fifth but that
wasn't a fifth

of Jameson
was that or
was that

something not
of the Irish sort
for what it's worth

for me to raise
my glass and say
cin cin like an Italian

which i did 
regrettably
for my son

cheers was said
by all in Italy but
in his Japanese

heart he knew
i was saying
slang for

pea 
nis...

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