Short In The Doghouse Poems
Short In The Doghouse Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about In The Doghouse by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about In The Doghouse by length and keyword.
Plea From the Doghouse
We share our bed
We share our table
Can we share your kitchen?...
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Categories:
in the doghouse, husband, relationship, wife,
Form:
Questionku
Oh, She's Mad
Her husband in the doghouse, he called her by the wrong name during sex.
Date written and posted: 12/15/2018...
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Categories:
in the doghouse, anger, humor, husband, relationship, wife,
Form:
Monoku
Dog Days
Don't let what I say go to your head
But you're quite an animal in bed
He knew his wife had lied
It's what wounded his pride
So he slept in the doghouse instead...
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Categories:
in the doghouse, marriage,
Form:
Limerick
Doghouse
I failed to remember the date
my attempt to amend came late
"Here's a poem for you"
I freestyle a haiku
My words only secured my fate
6/8/2017
Limerick contest...
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Categories:
in the doghouse, fate, fun, funny, humor, light,
Form:
Limerick
Unnerved
UNNERVED
a fresh grave, gravelly dug,
collar gathered and put upon.
the doghouse, below the gloam,
godforsaken with a gaping hole.
guard of gray-glass, at midnight,
hardly hinders gathering ghosts.
unnerved fear grips my sleep,
gangly bedroom curtain grieves.
9/2/2017
Contest 335 Any Form Contest...
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Categories:
in the doghouse, death, dog,
Form:
Alliteration
Escape
My father drove a tractor
when I was a child
He raised black and tan coon hounds
And hunted the wild
When father wasn't looking
I'd go into their pen
crawl up inside the doghouse
So small and dark within
In explaining my notion
Felt safe starring out the door
World outside so far away
Like being in the womb once more...
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Categories:
in the doghouse, nostalgiafather, father,
Form:
Rhyme
He Cut His Hair on My Watch
My little brother cut his hair on my watch
I decided to fix it, the best I could do.
He was squirming, it’s uneven, a job of botch.
Not my fault I told my mom, blame it on Hugh.
Hugh is three, mama said. I blame you, you, you.
That made me angry, now I am irritated with Hugh.
When a little bro cuts his hair, what’s a big brother to do?
I have to tell you, now we are both in the doghouse too....
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Categories:
in the doghouse, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
No House For the Louse
My love said to meet him at three
where steaks were the best that could be,
the chophouse.
I waited a long time and then
checked his firm before searching in
the courthouse.
Maybe drinks with clients for biz?
I checked a fave place for this, his
posh clubhouse.
Nothing, was he up to no good
somewhere no man does as he should -
the dollhouse?
There, I saw my beau kiss Miss Snow
so now he is found in Fido's
cold doghouse.
... CayCay
May 14, 2020...
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Categories:
in the doghouse, confusion, emotions, engagement, funny, lost, love, trust,
Form:
Verse
Do You See What I See
'When Jupiter aligns with Mars'
all I see are tiny stars
'When the moon is in the Seventh House'
I am in my wife's doghouse
'Harmony and understanding'
My car, my kids be demanding
'Golden living dreams of visions'
What I wear evokes derision
They call this 'The Age of Aquarius'
~ I taste turmeric on asparagus
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Lines 1, 3, 5, and 7 are taken from 'The Age
of Aquarius,' a hit song released by 'The
Fifth Dimension' in 1969....
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Categories:
in the doghouse, giggle, paradise, peace, planet, satire, sky,
Form:
Couplet