Short Idiot Poems
Short Idiot Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Idiot by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Idiot by length and keyword.
very clear to me
idiot supports evil
I hope you are not.
does not know the past
nor knowing what was going
nor reading future
Big Idiot Becoming
Big idiot Trump is becoming;
Below 60 intelligence is summing;
Such a mental case,
Who is way off base;
Of all knows most about nothing.
Jim Horn
3rd Poem
This is for you
Dear human being
Cos we don't like
One another not one bit
Read and enjoy
You forgetful cad.
GIRLS, GUITARS, GATLING GUNS
Jimmy Boom Semtex
Trump Complete Idiot
Trump became idiot that is complete;
With morons he would meet and greet;
Nose diving,
And conniving;
Golden showers had greeted him sheet.
Jim Horn
He has a captured audience.
People stunned are too polite to engage.
He keeps doling out his asinine platitudes.
Oblivious, he keeps them coming.
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
The law is an ass that made me a victim,
so is my lawyer, his head up his rictum.
The law he said he knew
but is just a shyster who
doesn't know his coccyx from his dictum!
Ironic Haerd An Idiot Say
There is something ironic I heard them say;
To do things Trump had gone out of his way;
From inception,
Certain deception;
His watch was with the wrong time of day.
Jim Horn
If I was gorgeous ...
And had all smarts ...
I’ve had prenup…
If I was married.
I would not care about the job
And every day I would be lazy
I would be shopping all the time
I would be busy as a beaver.
Some people have no sense at all
Live abroad acting like fools
Not wanting to integrate
nor eating what the locals make
Only want to go get drunk
find an easy lay
So many idiots abroad
why can't they stay at home!
If I was rich ...
If I was smart ...
I would be chasing girls forever
By interchanging them like gloves.
I would likely not be working
But making money all the time
I would be strong and very sporty
By working out every day.
Not only is he a complete idiot
Trump has also become bigot
On the market corner wants
Down good looking women hunts
Always to him must submit.
Jim Horn
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Trump Big Idiot
Trump big idiot rapidly is becoming,
And below 60 intelligence is summing;
Careless mental case,
Who is way off base;
Out of him at all expect exactly nothing.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Consternation
On my face.
Now I
Grasp the
Realisation.
All the
Times I
Uttered the word.
Little did
I realise until
Only on re reading I
Never got the
Spelling right .
I am a
Dittering fool.
I never
Once used
The spelling tool.
He thinks he’s charming
The buffoon
The village idiot
He makes your blood boil
He’s absolutely delusional
You shake your head
But he’s still there
He’s not going away
He’s our buffoon
Our very own village idiot
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
I drive down the road with this idiot
on the the other lane next to me
he cut me off once and I let it slide
but he was erratic and I almost died
I see inside of his Bugatti
His friend in the passenger's seat out the window yelling "MY NAME IS SCOTTY!!!"
very smart.
how very smart.
you're lost.
the village can be.
without me, it's fine.
she's been gone longtemps.
tender is fine.
tender is fine, without.
we cannot.
that's tough, being.
being doesn't make it.
being makes it ugly.
i want.
nothing.
Complete Idiot Horn Haiku
Those who exhibit
Some guns should we prohibit
Complete idiot
(Or, no where do they fit.)
(All of them should quit)
(On them want to spit)
(Are fools must admit)
(Stupid and dumb ****)
Take your pick for last line.
Jim Horn
Vigilante wannabe
Intentions always good
Lost causes are his nemesis
Loyalty his strength
Abysmally annoying
Gauche socially to say the least
Egomaniac~ there’s one in every village
AP: Honorable Mention 2021
The inner stench hangs in the air
permeating the entire room;
Straight funk is just too much to bear;
Residue swept up with a broom,
can’t hide decrepit with perfume;
What’s real and fantasy can’t switch;
Throw trash out or you may consume
a rotten idiot sandwich.
Compassion for evil
Is hatred for the good
And yet people clamor for unity
With heads buried
In the sand
As day after day
Wave after wave
Washes over
Leaving bodies
Broken, bloodied and bruised
With all life taken
In its rising tide
And ever hateful wake
(12/18/25)
Once there was a woman called Curry Mean “the Queen”
Her persuasive dialog “you shut up. I mean what I mean”
“It’s really mean to find the mean
of the extremes queen and Dean”
bloody “extreme idiot” is no fair word to accuse Curry Mean!
////”Curry Mean” is Sea fish to cook//////
The man is an idiot
yes I fell in love with an idiot
An absolute idiot and
I fell for the bait…
The idiot man
was my fate.
Am gutted, am completely shattered
my heart is broke, torn and splattered
I had faith, I had a plan
Did not I deserve an intelligent man?
My friend did say and quite so piteous
“Don’t worry love all men are idiots!”
the moon it never rises except when i go to sleep
and the sun it never sets except when i sit and weep
yet i long for you i ache for you my life seems incomplete
so i lie in bed and curse and moan underneath the sheets
it cuts me deep it cuts me hard
and it only gets harder as time advances
so i stand outside in your yard
and take all my chances
Where only dating ocean waves
I've come to see them fine
When every ocean wave going by
has come to see me pine
That everything they'd hope for me
is leveling out my mind
When all the hopes they've lived for me
are settling me to find
That everything I go to do
can tell me where they've been
When all the world's an ocean wade
and I'm a dip within
Details should be tucked deep underneath;
anywhere else but nearby
Being aware just drags me down
and this knowledge feels so useles
Don't tell me a thing
'cause I've learned how it feels
Looking back on what I've lived through
pains me more than ever
My daydreams control themselves
and I can't help but sink
I'd rather not know a thing
than get shot down
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