Short Idiot Poems

Short Idiot Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Idiot by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Idiot by length and keyword.


The True Idiot!

very clear to me
idiot supports evil
I hope you are not.
does not know the past
nor knowing what was going
nor reading future
Form: Senryu


Big Idiot Becoming

Big Idiot Becoming

Big idiot Trump is becoming;
Below 60 intelligence is summing;
Such a mental case,
Who is way off base;
Of all knows most about nothing.

Jim Horn
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Form: Limerick

3rd Poem

3rd Poem
This is for you
Dear human being
Cos we don't like
One another not one bit
Read and enjoy
You forgetful cad.


GIRLS, GUITARS, GATLING GUNS
Jimmy Boom Semtex

Trump Complete Idiot

Trump Complete Idiot

Trump became idiot  that is complete;
With morons he would meet and greet;
Nose diving,
And conniving;
Golden showers had greeted him sheet.

Jim Horn
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Form: Limerick

Premium Member Nobody more confident than an idiot

He has a captured audience.
People stunned are too polite to engage.
He keeps doling out his asinine platitudes.
Oblivious, he keeps them coming.



AP: Honorable Mention 2025


Premium Member My Lawyer the Idiot

The law is an ass that made me a victim,
so is my lawyer, his head up his rictum.
  The law he said he knew
  but is just a shyster who
doesn't know his coccyx from his dictum!
Form: Limerick

Ironic Haerd An Idiot Say

Ironic Haerd An Idiot Say

There is something ironic  I heard them say;
To do things Trump had gone out of his way;
From inception,
Certain deception;
His watch was with  the wrong time of day.

Jim Horn
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Form: Limerick

Dreams of Female Idiot

If I was gorgeous ...
And had all smarts ...
I’ve had prenup…
If I was married.

I would not care about the job
And every day I would be lazy
I would be shopping all the time
I would be busy as a beaver.
Form: Concrete

An Idiot Abroad

Some people have no sense at all
Live abroad acting like fools
Not wanting to integrate
nor eating what the locals make
Only want to go get drunk
find an easy lay
So many idiots abroad
why can't they stay at home!

Dreams of Male Idiot

If I was rich ...
If I was smart ...
I would be chasing girls forever
By interchanging them like gloves.

I would likely not be working 
But making money all the time
I would be strong and very sporty
By working out every day.
Form: Concrete

Trump a Complete Idiot

Not only is he a complete idiot
Trump has also become bigot
On the market corner wants
Down good looking women hunts
Always to him must submit.

Jim Horn


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Form: Limerick

Trump Big Idiot

Trump Big Idiot

Trump big idiot rapidly is becoming,
And below 60 intelligence is summing;
Careless mental case,
Who is way off base;
Out of him at all expect exactly nothing.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
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Form: Limerick

Congratulations Idiot

Consternation
On my face.
Now I 
Grasp the
Realisation.
All the 
Times I
Uttered the word.
Little did
I realise until
Only on re reading I
Never got the
Spelling right .

I am a 
Dittering fool.
I never
Once used
The spelling tool.
Form: Acrostic

Premium Member The Village Idiot

He thinks he’s charming
The buffoon
The village idiot

He makes your blood boil
He’s absolutely delusional
You shake your head
But he’s still there

He’s not going away
He’s our buffoon
Our very own village idiot



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

This Idiot Next To Me

I drive down the road with this idiot
on the the other lane next to me 
he cut me off once and I let it slide
but he was erratic and I almost died
I see inside of his Bugatti
His friend in the passenger's seat out the window yelling "MY NAME IS SCOTTY!!!"
Form: Rhyme

Idiot

very smart.
how very smart.
you're lost.
the village can be.
without me, it's fine.

she's been gone longtemps.

tender is fine.
tender is fine, without.

we cannot.
that's tough, being.
being doesn't make it.
being makes it ugly.

i want.
nothing.

Complete Idiot Horn Haiku

Complete Idiot Horn Haiku 

Those who exhibit
Some guns should we prohibit
Complete idiot
(Or, no where do they fit.)
(All of them should quit)
(On them want to spit)
(Are fools must admit)
(Stupid and dumb ****)

Take your pick for last line.

Jim Horn
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Form: Haiku

Premium Member Local Idiot

Vigilante wannabe
Intentions always good
Lost causes are his nemesis
Loyalty his strength
Abysmally annoying
Gauche socially to say the least
Egomaniac~ there’s one in every village



AP: Honorable Mention 2021
Form: Acrostic

Premium Member Rotten Idiot Sandwich Huitain

The inner stench hangs in the air 
permeating the entire room;
Straight funk is just too much to bear;
Residue swept up with a broom,
can’t hide decrepit with perfume;
What’s real and fantasy can’t switch;
Throw trash out or you may consume 
 a rotten idiot sandwich.
Form: Other

Premium Member Misguided Being

Compassion for evil
Is hatred for the good
And yet people clamor for unity
With heads buried
In the sand
As day after day
Wave after wave
Washes over
Leaving bodies
Broken, bloodied and bruised
With all life taken
In its rising tide
And ever hateful wake

(12/18/25)
Form: Narrative

Extreme Idiot

Once there was a woman called Curry Mean “the Queen”
Her persuasive dialog “you shut up. I mean what I mean”
“It’s really mean to find the mean
 of the extremes queen and Dean”
bloody “extreme idiot” is no fair word to accuse Curry Mean!



////”Curry Mean” is Sea fish to cook//////
Form: Limerick

An Idiot

The man is an idiot
yes I fell in love with an idiot
An absolute idiot and
I fell for the bait…
The idiot man
was my fate.
Am gutted, am completely shattered
my heart is broke, torn and splattered
I had faith, I had a plan
Did not I deserve an intelligent man?

My friend did say and quite so piteous
“Don’t worry love all men are idiots!”

Chances, Or How To Be a Complete Idiot At 4am After You'Ve Had a Few Beers.

the moon it never rises except when i go to sleep
and the sun it never sets except when i sit and weep
yet i long for you i ache for you my life seems incomplete
so i lie in bed and curse and moan underneath the sheets

it cuts me deep it cuts me hard
and it only gets harder as time advances
so i stand outside in your yard
and take all my chances
Form: Rhyme

A Dip Within

Where only dating ocean waves
I've come to see them fine
When every ocean wave going by
has come to see me pine

That everything they'd hope for me
is leveling out my mind
When all the hopes they've lived for me
are settling me to find

That everything I go to do
can tell me where they've been
When all the world's an ocean wade
and I'm a dip within
Form: Quatrain

I Wish I Were An Idiot

Details should be tucked deep underneath;
anywhere else but nearby
Being aware just drags me down
and this knowledge feels so useles
Don't tell me a thing 
'cause I've learned how it feels
Looking back on what I've lived through
pains me more than ever
My daydreams control themselves
and I can't help but sink
I'd rather not know a thing
than get shot down
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