Short Hygiene Poems

Pictures at mirror-
you too sparrow can clean your
mouth by rubbing?....

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H-ealth
A-pplies
N-otable
D-efense

W-isely
A-dvancing
S-erious
H-ygiene

Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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I do not like the Hyena
This animal couldn't look meaner
It looks scary
Ugly and hairy
And dirty, I'd like him cleaner...

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R-emain
I-n
C-omplete
H-ygiene

S-anitizing
O-ur
O-wn
S-elves

Topic: Birthday of poet Rich Soos (April 24) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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R-equired
H-ygiene
E-rases
A-trocious

A-ilment
N-eatly
D-efeating
R-abid
E-pidemic's
S-pread

Topic: Birthday of Rhea L. Andres (May 13) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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There was a cold man from Connecticut
whose hygiene showed he didn't know etiquette 
if he'd left me alone
he'd still have his own bone
That cold hearted blighter from Connecticut....

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Black hygiene and red sanity crisscross
exposed to dangers but never his loss
dirts not his health’s mugger
but source of his burger
in need of great help, yet still his own boss....

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T-he
H-umankind
O-nce
M-ore
A-pplied
S-tandard

H-ygiene
A-s
R-abidity
D-isappeared
Y-esterday

Topic: Birthday of poet Thomas Hardy (June 02) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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P-roper
H-ygiene
A-nd
N-eatness
I-mplement
E-ffective

H-ealth
E-liminating
R-abid
M-ystery's
O-utbreak

Topic: Birthday of Phanie V. Hermo (May 23) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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A-lcohol
D-efeats
R-espiratory
I-llness
A-s
N-ecessary

H-ygiene
E-rases
N-asty
R-aunch
I-mmediately

Topic: Birthday of Poet Adrian Henri (April 10) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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S-trict
H-ygiene
I-mmediately
R-epels
L-ink
E-rasing
Y-ucky

M-ystery
A-s
R-abid
C-oronavirus
I-s
A-bated

Topic: Birthday of Shirley Marcia (May 23) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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S-trict
H-ygiene
I-mmediately
R-epels
L-ink
E-rasing
Y-ucky

M-ystery
A-s
R-abid
C-oronavirus
I-s
A-bated

Topic: Birthday of Shirley Marcia (May 23) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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A-void
N-asty
S-ickness'
E-pidemic
L-etting
M-ethodical

H-ygiene
O-bliterate
L-ung's
L-ethal
O-pponent

Topic: Birthday of poet Anselm Hollo (April 12) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Is life meaningless or full of sense?
Can we tell?  Or perhaps we're too dense.
But I'd rather not know.
It's a good status quo.
I prefer existential suspense....

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R-eliable
H-ygiene
O-bviously
S-tops
E-erie

J-eopardy
O-f
Y-ucky

P-andemic
A-nd
N-asty
T-hreat's
I-nfection

Topic: Birthday of Rhose Joy Panti (June 07) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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S-tringent
H-ygiene
U-pends
K-iller
R-abidity
A-s
N-asty

J-eopardy's
A-trocity
Z-one
I-n
L-ink
A-voids
N-eatness

Topic: Birthday of Shukran Jazilan (June 13) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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S-tringent
H-ygiene
U-pends
K-iller
R-abidity
A-s
N-asty

J-eopardy's
A-trocity
Z-one
I-n
L-ink
A-voids
N-eatness

Topic: Birthday of Shukran Jazilan (June 13) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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M-ysterious
I-nfection
R-abidly
E-mploys
L-ethal
A-ttack

A-s
T-he
H-ygiene
A-pplies
N-eatness
A-nd
S-anitation

Topic: Birthday of poetess Mirela Athanas(April 25) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Good 
       hygiene
      is the best
    way of guarding
  against diseases
  coupled with nice
     food and rest
         without
          stress



CONTEST:Ninette" 
sponsored by Joann 
Grisetti...

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M-ankind's
H-ygiene
E-ffectively
R-epulses
I-nfectious
E-pidemic's
L-ethal

S-pread
E-ventually
R-epelling
O-utbreak
Z-one's
A-ilment

Topic: Birthday of Mheriel Seroza (May 19) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Intellectual hygiene…
the Poet declines

That dull antiseptic,
that deadens your mind

Once washed and then scrubbed,
the truth a charade

Academic consensus
—the Muse in her grave

(Villanova Pennsylvania: December, 2019)...

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healthy, 
            hale, able-bodied, 
  exercising, healing, mending
sanitary, hygiene, infirm, illness
   puking, regurgitating, dying
            afflicted, queasy
                       sick



Date written: 02/07/2023...

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Once there was a man called Clean"the modern"
His philosophy “Catch the new words, you are modern”
Dressing sense, eating etiquette - nonsense 
Healthy thoughts, personal hygiene- nonsense
Bloody this modus operandi is very catchy. Modern!...

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William in Drag

Shakespeare 
Makes queer



An Alter Boy’s Job

Handles
Candles

Fancy Nude Dancer

Jangles
Spangles

English Only Creed

Banish
Spanish

Origami Artist

Paper
Shaper

Dynamite 

Whammo
Ammo

New Feminine Hygiene Product

Clamp-On
Tampon...

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J-ust
E-agerly
I-mplement
A-nother
N-ew
N-ormal's
E-nvironment

A-s
R-egular
H-ygiene
J-ust
A-bates
E-ach

E-erie
R-isk's
M-orbidity
I-n
T-his
A-rea

Topic: Birthday of Jeianne Arhjae N. Ermita (June 11) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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