Short Hygiene Poems

Short Hygiene Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hygiene by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hygiene by length and keyword.


Premium Member Hyena Hygiene

I do not like the Hyena
This animal couldn't look meaner
It looks scary
Ugly and hairy
And dirty, I'd like him cleaner
Form: Limerick


Complete Hygiene

R-emain
I-n
C-omplete
H-ygiene

S-anitizing
O-ur
O-wn
S-elves

Topic: Birthday of poet Rich Soos (April 24) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

YUK

Washing hands was a bit of a pain
It seemed hygiene had gone down the drain
In this primitive scene
They just didn’t feel clean
So I went home and washed them again
Form: Limerick

Required Hygiene

R-equired
H-ygiene
E-rases
A-trocious

A-ilment
N-eatly
D-efeating
R-abid
E-pidemic's
S-pread

Topic: Birthday of Rhea L. Andres (May 13) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Premium Member Always Wear Clean Underwear

There was a cold man from Connecticut
whose hygiene showed he didn't know etiquette 
if he'd left me alone
he'd still have his own bone
That cold hearted blighter from Connecticut.
Form: Limerick


Standard Hygiene

T-he
H-umankind
O-nce
M-ore
A-pplied
S-tandard

H-ygiene
A-s
R-abidity
D-isappeared
Y-esterday

Topic: Birthday of poet Thomas Hardy (June 02) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Proper Hygiene

P-roper
H-ygiene
A-nd
N-eatness
I-mplement
E-ffective

H-ealth
E-liminating
R-abid
M-ystery's
O-utbreak

Topic: Birthday of Phanie V. Hermo (May 23) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Necessary Hygiene

A-lcohol
D-efeats
R-espiratory
I-llness
A-s
N-ecessary

H-ygiene
E-rases
N-asty
R-aunch
I-mmediately

Topic: Birthday of Poet Adrian Henri (April 10) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi 1918-2008

The Indian guru's mantra of the day, tho' somewhat strange, goes this way... 'When words fail and at a loss, contemplate aural hygiene with transcendental floss.'
Form: Rhyme

Strict Hygiene

S-trict
H-ygiene
I-mmediately
R-epels
L-ink
E-rasing
Y-ucky

M-ystery
A-s
R-abid
C-oronavirus
I-s
A-bated

Topic: Birthday of Shirley Marcia (May 23) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Strict Hygiene

S-trict
H-ygiene
I-mmediately
R-epels
L-ink
E-rasing
Y-ucky

M-ystery
A-s
R-abid
C-oronavirus
I-s
A-bated

Topic: Birthday of Shirley Marcia (May 23) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Methodical Hygiene

A-void
N-asty
S-ickness'
E-pidemic
L-etting
M-ethodical

H-ygiene
O-bliterate
L-ung's
L-ethal
O-pponent

Topic: Birthday of poet Anselm Hollo (April 12) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Body Health Care

Your body is your temple
Love and take care of it
Keep yourself healthy
Care for physical hygiene
Have a care for deportment
Have a good sleep habit
Exercise regularly
Take a balanced diet.
Form: Prose

Meaning

Is life meaningless or full of sense? Can we tell? Or perhaps we're too dense. But I'd rather not know. It's a good status quo. I prefer existential suspense.
Form: Limerick

Reliable Hygiene

R-eliable
H-ygiene
O-bviously
S-tops
E-erie

J-eopardy
O-f
Y-ucky

P-andemic
A-nd
N-asty
T-hreat's
I-nfection

Topic: Birthday of Rhose Joy Panti (June 07) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Stringent Hygiene

S-tringent
H-ygiene
U-pends
K-iller
R-abidity
A-s
N-asty

J-eopardy's
A-trocity
Z-one
I-n
L-ink
A-voids
N-eatness

Topic: Birthday of Shukran Jazilan (June 13) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Stringent Hygiene

S-tringent
H-ygiene
U-pends
K-iller
R-abidity
A-s
N-asty

J-eopardy's
A-trocity
Z-one
I-n
L-ink
A-voids
N-eatness

Topic: Birthday of Shukran Jazilan (June 13) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Hygiene

M-ysterious
I-nfection
R-abidly
E-mploys
L-ethal
A-ttack

A-s
T-he
H-ygiene
A-pplies
N-eatness
A-nd
S-anitation

Topic: Birthday of poetess Mirela Athanas(April 25) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Good Hygiene

Good 
       hygiene
      is the best
    way of guarding
  against diseases
  coupled with nice
     food and rest
         without
          stress



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Hygiene of Mankind

M-ankind's
H-ygiene
E-ffectively
R-epulses
I-nfectious
E-pidemic's
L-ethal

S-pread
E-ventually
R-epelling
O-utbreak
Z-one's
A-ilment

Topic: Birthday of Mheriel Seroza (May 19) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Washed and Scrubbed

Intellectual hygiene…
the Poet declines

That dull antiseptic,
that deadens your mind

Once washed and then scrubbed,
the truth a charade

Academic consensus
—the Muse in her grave

(Villanova Pennsylvania: December, 2019)
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member In Sickness and In Health

healthy, 
            hale, able-bodied, 
  exercising, healing, mending
sanitary, hygiene, infirm, illness
   puking, regurgitating, dying
            afflicted, queasy
                       sick



Date written: 02/07/2023
Form: Diamante

Clean Technique

Once there was a man called Clean"the modern"
His philosophy “Catch the new words, you are modern”
Dressing sense, eating etiquette - nonsense 
Healthy thoughts, personal hygiene- nonsense
Bloody this modus operandi is very catchy. Modern!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Phyllis Diller - Hygiene Killer

  
	Wild-eyed, wild-haired comic, Phyllis Diller
        Here’s why her female fans would cheer her:

            “I heard housework just might kill a gal,” she’d pout
             And then: “I don’t want to be the first to find out!”
Form: Clerihew

Regular Hygiene

J-ust
E-agerly
I-mplement
A-nother
N-ew
N-ormal's
E-nvironment

A-s
R-egular
H-ygiene
J-ust
A-bates
E-ach

E-erie
R-isk's
M-orbidity
I-n
T-his
A-rea

Topic: Birthday of Jeianne Arhjae N. Ermita (June 11) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

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