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Always Wear Clean Underwear

There was a cold man from Connecticut whose hygiene showed he didn't know etiquette if he'd left me alone he'd still have his own bone That cold hearted blighter from Connecticut.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 1/21/2012 1:42:00 PM
Maybe he didn't have a water heater. You sure took him to task though; smelly old blighter! :).........soup mail
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Date: 1/20/2012 5:29:00 PM
Concerning this man from Connecticut, did this poor fellow have his boner cut? This was not at all great. He deserved better fate. That was enough to get him in a rut. You give good advice in limerick form Debbie.
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Debbie Guzzi
Date: 1/21/2012 7:07:00 AM
of course your Debbie would NEVER do such a thing..and I guess it's not even funny :( but the underwear part is funny!
Date: 1/20/2012 5:02:00 PM
Good on you Debbie, the will teach the old dog, lol love it Elizabeth
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Date: 1/20/2012 2:38:00 PM
LOL, poor chap losing his bone!!! Thanks, Debs - enjoyed your contest. I have had a go at your metre contest - thank you for inviting me to join in : )
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Date: 1/20/2012 7:26:00 AM
Hmmm my syllable counter IS counting 10 on lines 1,2 & 5
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Date: 1/20/2012 4:25:00 AM
keep away from Connecticut eh, check syb. count on second line acc. to PS form it should be 7-10 syb, hope you don't mind me mentioning it..David
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Debbie Guzzi
Date: 1/20/2012 7:25:00 AM
yes David..I guess it's not perfect LOL
Date: 1/19/2012 8:24:00 PM
DELIGHTFUL !!! laughing !!! Good one !!
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Date: 1/19/2012 5:15:00 PM
Ha! That ol' scoundrel:)
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Date: 1/19/2012 10:11:00 AM
A witty and clever write. Your descriptions of this man brought a lot of imagination in this read! Awesome!
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Date: 1/19/2012 5:57:00 AM
A propoer afternoon laugh...nice one!
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Date: 1/19/2012 4:02:00 AM
Still laughing. x No Not a weaver.xx
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Date: 1/18/2012 4:44:00 PM
INteresting one, Debs,and why did you steal the guy's bone from him? Loved the last line!! a blighter sounds British or something.
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 1/19/2012 4:03:00 AM
Don't knock us British x
Date: 1/18/2012 4:14:00 PM
Smile ˜ Well, what's a little bone between Us spirits, sweeet sweeet Deb ˜ Love always, John!:) ˜
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