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Always Wear Clean Underwear

There was a cold man from Connecticut
whose hygiene showed he didn't know etiquette 
if he'd left me alone
he'd still have his own bone
That cold hearted blighter from Connecticut.

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Elizabeth Wesley

Date: 1/21/2012 1:42:00 PM

Maybe he didn't have a water heater. You sure took him to task though; smelly old blighter! :).........soup mail

Robert Pettit

Date: 1/20/2012 5:29:00 PM

Concerning this man from Connecticut, did this poor fellow have his boner cut? This was not at all great. He deserved better fate. That was enough to get him in a rut. You give good advice in limerick form Debbie.

Debbie Guzzi
Date: 1/21/2012 7:07:00 AM

of course your Debbie would NEVER do such a thing..and I guess it's not even funny :( but the underwear part is funny!

Lizanne Scholtz

Date: 1/20/2012 5:02:00 PM

Good on you Debbie, the will teach the old dog, lol love it Elizabeth

Jack Horne

Date: 1/20/2012 2:38:00 PM

LOL, poor chap losing his bone!!! Thanks, Debs - enjoyed your contest. I have had a go at your metre contest - thank you for inviting me to join in : )

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 1/20/2012 7:26:00 AM

Hmmm my syllable counter IS counting 10 on lines 1,2 & 5