Short Hooligan Poems

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Premium Member The Braggy Hooligan

I'm gonna spank Frank and then I'll whip Pip
Before I slug Bug, I'm gonna slap Cap.
I wanna hit Kit; I wanna smack Mac
I'll never like Ike, and I'll destroy Roy.
So I could lick Mick before I kick Rick
Why don't you die Sly, and say goodbye Guy.
Form: Rhyme


Hello,My Name Is

hello my name is hooligan
years ago i lost my bestfriend
he laughed everyday
but left before i got to say
i love you
hello my name is dumb
but the memories were so fun
you had a smile on your face but yet you couldnt stay we still love you.
 rip justin baker.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member homeless



a hooligan cat homeless& t a t t e r e d 
hungry&lurking on my porch quite  b a t t e r e d
a bitten ear&one closed eye
the other so blue that it made me-  sigh !
I brought him in& soon my home was  s h a t t e r e d
but in time he loved me&I loved him too - sigh !
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member A Transformation

rough
                     coarse, harsh,
       creasing, wrinkling, crumpling 
vandal, hooligan, uniformity, evenness, 
      furbishing, steamrolling, ironing 
                  creamy, effortless 
                          smooth



Date posted: 07/28/2021
Form: Diamante

Peace To Hooligan

Cantankerous and hooligan,
his spirits were raging,
he was shouting and honking,
like a man gone amuck,
it was a sight,
and he was a fright,
he could have taken anything on anyone,
thats why they watched from afar-everyone,
suddenly eruption faded like a balloon burst,
he had sighted the policemen walking in first.


Premium Member Hooligan Hall Monitor

Oh No! There went the Bell...and I'm LATE!

NO! There's that Hall Monitor I HATE!

First, he Knocked off my HAT...

Then, Clocked me with a BAT!

Oh, why did his his Parents have to MATE!


Next day, Slapped me and Spit in my FACE!

Then he Pepper Sprayed my Eyes with MACE!

With Burning, RAGE FILLED TEARS!!

And Prior SOCCER YEARS!!

I Kicked his JACK JOHNSTON into SPACE!!!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member The Bulldog Strolls

The fearsome Bulldog strolls 
as a robust reminder
to those exhibiting various traits 
of hooligan grinder.

He keeps a close watch 
for surreptitious acts of malice
from those who sneak a peek 
then retreat to their palace.

Kings and Queens 
who flaunt their gargantuan pride.
Be careful where you trod 
the dog hears every lie.

Blocked by most of the sugar crowd 
with their game.
The level of hypocrisy wielded 
just adds to the shame.
Form: Rhyme

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