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Hooligan Hall Monitor

Oh No! There went the Bell...and I'm LATE!

NO! There's that Hall Monitor I HATE!

First, he Knocked off my HAT...

Then, Clocked me with a BAT!

Oh, why did his his Parents have to MATE!


Next day, Slapped me and Spit in my FACE!

Then he Pepper Sprayed my Eyes with MACE!

With Burning, RAGE FILLED TEARS!!

And Prior SOCCER YEARS!!

I Kicked his JACK JOHNSTON into SPACE!!!

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Tom Woody Date: 8/27/2025 4:49:00 PM Hooligan no mo? Gosh, you write a lot of poems. Retired? Login to Reply Tom Woody Date: 8/27/2025 8:03:00 PM As long as you're not cross eyed Randy Freie Date: 8/27/2025 7:33:00 PM Or is it A. D. H. D.? Oh no, I think I might be dyslexic too! Randy Freie Date: 8/27/2025 4:59:00 PM Brother Woody, my brain was on hiatus for four months, recovering from burn out. I know I spit 'em out in spurts, but my brain runs on high octane, and it gives me no peace! I've always assumed that I was a little H. D. A. D! Thus, sometimes I spit 'em out faster than I'd like. I should spend more time reading others. I'm a sorry Souper.