Hooligan Hall Monitor

Oh No! There went the Bell...and I'm LATE!

NO! There's that Hall Monitor I HATE!

First, he Knocked off my HAT...

Then, Clocked me with a BAT!

Oh, why did his his Parents have to MATE!


Next day, Slapped me and Spit in my FACE!

Then he Pepper Sprayed my Eyes with MACE!

With Burning, RAGE FILLED TEARS!!

And Prior SOCCER YEARS!!

I Kicked his JACK JOHNSTON into SPACE!!!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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