Short Hilariously Poems

Today a baby winked at me
    another hilariously giggled

  Worth at least 10,000 texts
    or - yesterday - a thousand squiggles...

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Bears

A baby cute dear effectively fabulous gorgeous hilariously
Idiot 
Jello kajoling 
Lemon maniquin naughty
Opposed passionately quickly racist sects
Time use vision wastes xerox your zephyrs...

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Bears

A baby cute dear effectively fabulous gorgeous hilariously
Idiot 
Jello kajoling 
Lemon maniquin naughty
Opposed passionately quickly racist sects
Time use vision wastes xerox your zephyrs...

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She smiles all of the time and
Hilariously laughs. She is  
A gifted reader, dancer, and a
Marvelous musician. For the
Years to come I wish you much
Remarkable success 	
As a motivated musical princess....

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I am mystified
confused
saddened

by the breakdown of our country
it did not happen gradually
rather all at once

if we had seen a TV show about it
we would have died laughing
Because it would have been hilariously implausible

Civil War and unrest prances in my mind now
One hundred and twenty thousand dead Americans
and their families are not laughing...

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here we are in a spinning glove
passing gas in the name of love
on a lazy day happily doing nothing
exchanging humorous kisses and hilariously strategic touching
it is all the Beautiful Result of God Above
passing gas in the name of love
spaghetti and meatballs and taco salad high
even higher we fly via glazed apple pies
the organic soymilk washes it all down with a gentle shove
So Damn Happy We Are While Passing Gas In The Name Of Love...

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