Short Higgledy Piggledy Poems

Higgledy Piggledy, 
My fat hen, 
She lays eggs 
Full of Collagen
Good for women, 
And good for men, 
Higgledy Piggledy, 
My fat hen!...

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Higgledy-Piggledy
Forty-fifth president
Some think him marvelous;
Others a jerk.

Chasm political
Breached by consensus, his
Cosmetological
Routine needs work....

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Higgledy-piggledy
Newt Gingrich
So loved his country
He betrayed his wife.
Whilst berating Bill Clinton
Incontrovertibly.
His run for presidency
Now full of strife....

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Higgledy-Piggledy,
Young Dr. Frankenstein.
thought he was able to
cook up a man.
baking and broiling and
incomprehensible
things to invent such a
Frankenstein plan....

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Wiggedy-waggedy 
Mrs. Joe Braggedy 
flit about gossiping
spreading her lies,

spoke with no elegance
extemporaneous
scratching their itching ears
truth they despise.





(a Higgledy-Piggledy poem form)...

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Clickety-clack train
and topsy-turvy brain.
Need sleeps tight and sound,
drowsy wheels are turning slowly around.
On the way to my home.
Ah! I'm missing my comfy room.
Though higgledy-piggledy bed
but all I am craving is my fluffy blanket....

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Higgledy Piggledy
William Wordseeker
pins on the wall
all the words he has found.

He likes to say that his
lexicographical
treasure are now
erinaceously bound.


For the background of this rhyme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4VzuWmN8zY...

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Higgledy-Piggledy Pop;
Make the madness stop.

Empty your bladder,
On the boob tube blabber.

Yackity Yak, Yackity Yak,
Our sanity is under attack.

Spin, Spin, Spin, the thing;
The world defined by the southpaw wing.

Chapter VI explained it all;
60 million died at that ball;

Higgledy-Piggledy Pop;
The madness needs to stop....

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gaunt ghost jolting
lusty lurch fermenting
felon higgledy-piggledy fostering
busted hurly-burly blistering
hoisted emotions hankering
strife strove, surging

damped death drooling
after ghost galloping
scared fate sobbing

at mystic margin:
pulpy pace shrinking
death met banshee

callous war's conceived
death feigning defeat.
          19:12:12:08:56...

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TODDLER CLUB

Higgledy Piggledy, here we sit
All are fidgeting just a little bit
And a giggle, however cursory
We are all here at the nursery
Look around, to left and right
Try smiling, and they just might
Waving your hand to say hello
It isn’t so long now until we go
Then all of us can say goodbye
Until tomorrow, but me oh my
If left here alone, I’ll be in a fix
To sit alone among these bricks
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Higgledy Piggledy
**********

Higgledy piggledy, look out, duck!
My friend Tommy is throwing muck.
Miss Maisy shouted, "Stop right now"!
Stopped, he did, can't move, no how.
Some think Miss Maisy is a Witch
For when shouting her cane doth twitch
But it is not really true, no not at all
Come hometime, she shouts "Love you all"!

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01/30/18

Entered in Write a funny Poem for a 7-year-old, sponsored by Kevin Straw...

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My brains all higgledy-piggledy,
My ears are bamboozled with sound,
My muscles are all of a jitter,
My heart is beginning to pound,
My vision is like a kaleidoscope,
The room is spinning around.
Get me out of this bedlam!

Get me out into nature, where
My thoughts begin to untangle,
My ears relax to the sweet sounds of birds,
My muscles are less of a jangle,
My eyes gaze up to clouds in the sky,
My body is out of its strangle,
Sigh
My heart is at peace.

4th September 2019...

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