Short Heineken Poems

Diet Pepsi
Diet Coke
  Diet Sprite

Irish Creme
Pina Colada
  Heineken Lite

Do you 
want to
  lose weight

Or your
drink to
  taste great...

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Heineken
crystal head vodka 
MD 20/20 
im pretty tipsy 
I'm pretty drunk
I'm happy 
I'm sad
I'm happy 
Watchin Xmas movies.
This is the worst poem ever. 
but then again I'm pretty drunk...

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The smell of Heineken is in the air
where is it at... tell me where!
I love the taste for some reason
I love the way it goes down so smooth
I love the way hardly no one I know feels the same
I guess its an acquired taste, I hand out no blame...

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I open the fridge, and what do I see here?
Why did you buy another case of beer?
You already have Bud, Coors, Miller, and Heineken.
Now added to the list are some bottles of Molson.
Our refrigerator doesn't seem to have room to spare.
Do you mind if I take some to wash my hair?
...

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St. Patty’s Day



This past St. Patty’s Day where I work
Everyone took part in drinking some green Irish Cheer
What we had was some green Heineken Beer
As you can see by my avatar picture
I downloaded a four leaf clover and a green glass of 
Green Irish Cheer.


Written: 5/30/15
Theresa Marie...

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I know of a man
The finest man from the Southern land
That man is my dad
He is just a small town Southern man

As strong as a bull and as old as a mountain,
He wouldn’t harm a flea and is as wise as can be
He’s as smart as a whip,
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks

He rather be working at home or at the family farm, 
Instead he works on washers and dryers every day
He drinks Heineken from some German town
Cause he truly is just a small town Southern man...

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