Short Half Price Poems

Just for starters a chocolate ice
with Vanilla fudge,a penny a slice!
quick,it's going at half-price....

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my girlfriends dad is so nice

sold me a canoe half price

but on our first date

we got home quite late

saved by flotation device.
...

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He took an old miser's advice
and bought her a card at half price -
it looked  old and worn,
the envelope torn,
and the picture was nibbled by mice....

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One good man from  North African tribe
Bought for half price a wonderful bride,
Quickly tore off her veil 
Saw the features and fail
To fulfil sacred masculine right....

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Material - human greed
          In January sales half price
          Not for - you need





25.01.2014



Sponsor //	Black Eyed Susan
Contest Name //1 senryu 
Deadline //2/9/2014 12:00:00 AM...

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Only buy something
That’s sold at half-price
If you like it enough
To be paying that twice.

If that’s not the case
Then you’re wasting your cash
By doubling up
On a half-as-good stash....

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A Candlewick bedspread,
it must be Blackpool or Paris.

A towering sadness,
for she is lost between the waves
of there and now.

Moonlight above the 'Golden Coral',
Wednesday is half-price for seniors....

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Seems a Manchester man dropped trow
to test out a sofa, and how!
The fabric is swell;
it resisted poo well.
Good news too, it’s half price right now!

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Reported by employees at the Sofa Club in Manchester’s Arndale Centre. The disposition of the couch is poetic license…...

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I really shouldn't order pizza
in a way I didn't though
because I ended up ordering Dominos
My taste buds made me do it
and a coupon at half price
I hadn't had pizza in so long
it was a treat nice
My scale and blood sugars
will tattle on me though
But that is a worry for tomorrow
today I feast on Dominos...

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Half Price Hearts

Half price candy in fancy boxes
Shaped like hearts
Sitting on store shelves
Wondering why they weren’t given
To someone’s sweetheart
Do they feel alone? 
Were they abandoned?
Like the many broken hearted lovers
That this day celebrates
Left alone wondering why
How did they end up on the unwanted shelf?
Alone and abandoned...

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Not a good year for the roses

Cut price Valentine roses
languish in black buckets
heads drooping like a rejected lover

Calorific candy confectionery in boxes
covered with cardboard love hearts...
still waiting to pass ruby red lips

‘Be my Valentine cards’
now half price -
buy yours ready for next year!



2/15/19...

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I saw the Christmas pendant and I knew
It would be the best thing to buy for my Aunt Lou
She loves Betsy Johnson, a decorator with flair,
So, I bought it for her, to show that I know and care.

Aunt Lou was overjoyed for sure
She knows I love her and my heart is pure
She did not care I bought the pendant at half price.
She was thrilled and excited, said "it's so nice!"...

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For sale a bunch of fine unused words, many misspelled
Poet can’t uses them; mind is on strike, the pen has been stilled

These words never used for they never quite seemed to fit
Got them online; advertisement said they were a complete poetry kit

Can’t send them back because I did use a few; the remainder unused
Selling at half price; many are funny words which will leave you amused...

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This is to all my sisters, 
Who are in the market for a Grand Marqui.
Please make sure to ask the jeweler for a certificate of authenticity.
See i knew this jeweler who's work was well known
Many admired his work without having work done.
His cuts were made with precision
his angles were made with perfection
and he captured every spectrum of light
But see this was no diamond in the ruff just a cubic zirconia
for half price....

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Free Culture Satire
Written: by Miracle Man
8/3/2017

Give it away free and you’ll never hear a peep,
And if push comes to shove-charge half price;
Now the acronym BOGO makes everything cheap,
Just pay extra shipping and that will suffice.

I’ve never been one expecting to get things free,
I was taught my hard work would surely suffice.
With my view of this folks frequently disagree,
And continue volunteering unsolicited advice.
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