Short Guppy Poems
Short Guppy Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Guppy by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Guppy by length and keyword.
Guppy
Guppy
lots of unwrapping
captin seeks a way out
head trauma
CT...
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Categories:
guppy, adventure,
Form:
Verse
Alt-Lyrics Galveston
Licky butt, oh, licky butt
Lick your bum my lovely puppy
Gonna feed you a dead guppy
It's belly up
So feed it to the pup....
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Categories:
guppy, 1st grade, animal, cute, dog, love, pets,
Form:
Lyric
Capn Crunch
Horatio Magellan Crunch, sails the seas
Captains a ship called the Guppy
Was born "on Crunch Island in the Sea of of Milk
He's also know as...
Cap'N Crunch
3/24/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2018©...
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Categories:
guppy, appreciation, celebrity, hero,
Form:
Clerihew
Hunters
Hunters so wary,
Rosco and Larry,
Killed them a kitten-like
Wendigo fairy.
Down went Leviathan
Small as a Guppy
Three-headed hellhound
As sweet as a puppy.
Out on safari
Rosco and Larry
Shotgunned each other
Twas narry so merry....
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Categories:
guppy, animal, murder, nature, nursery rhyme, people, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Happiness Is
If you want to be happy
get a pet
a puppy a guppy
or better yet
a cockatoo a kangaroo
but if you do
just keep in mind
someone must pick up
what they leave behind
such happiness is not free
it comes with a touch
of responsibility
so here's the news
be wary of which one
you decide to choose
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Categories:
guppy, animal, bird, fish, fun, humorous, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Poetry Saved My Life
Almost became a victim
of the streets of NYC
Then. I bought a guppy
In a pet store that I passed by
Regaining my sense
I made it back home
Reading poetry can be the
most wonderful drug
Safer than music
or prose
So you people out there in the dark
Pick up you pens once more
You may save someone's life...
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Categories:
guppy, on writing and words, drug,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Fishy Circumstances
The scales fall swiftly from the eyes
And suddenly, we realize
Those fish we flushed down the toilet
Were clever, sentient koi that
Faked their death and swam the sewer
(Shawshank-style, for savvy viewer).
Wool pulled by infernal guppy,
Now we’re walking the new puppy…
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H/T to Maurice Rigoler’s A Goldfish Asks...
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Categories:
guppy, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Fishy Footles
Successful Youngin
Yuppy
Guppy
Moon Fish
Luna
Tuna
Rhymer Fish
Snapper
Rapper
Ready for Combat
Marine
Sardine
Deceased Mob Boss
Bad trout
Had clout
New Mob Boss
Mobster
Lobster
The Strange One
This cod
is odd
The Affectionate One
Marlin’
Darlin’
Fish Valentine
I like
My pike
Dinner Con
The clam -
a sham...
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Categories:
guppy, animal,
Form:
Footle
I Want a Puppy Though
But I do not want a fish, a turtle or a guppy.
All I want for Christmas is a Golden Retriever puppy!
You are not getting that, his mother said with feeling.
Absolutely not said his Daddy, his head hitting the ceiling.
Grandpa sat quietly, listening, thinking what he could do.
He wanted his seven-year-old grandson happy, not blue.
On Christmas day, he gave himself the gift of a golden pup.
His delighted grandson came over much more often to sup....
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Categories:
guppy, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Rhyme