Short Groucho Poems
Short Groucho Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Groucho by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Groucho by length and keyword.
Reasons Why Not a Plastic Surgeon
Number of patients expecting to be
waking up with a groucho mask on
and a mirror to hand...
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Categories:
groucho, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Puffing and Joking
'you will live to be...
one hundred years...and three months'...
said seer groucho marx...
(and why the three months...
your wide eyes ask so brightly...
so no sudden death...)...
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Categories:
groucho, age, art,
Form:
Haiku
Missing You
my control word
is more
so the more
i say more
it gets ignored
and the more
my tortured soul
gets tortured
by a sadistic Groucho
Marx putting his
cigar back in
his mouth saying,
"Say the secret word."...
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Categories:
groucho, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
The Marx 'Brothers'
Karl Marx was a historian and scholar
Groucho Marx whooped it up and hollered
Both of them were starved for attention
Neither of them honorable menschen *
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* 'Menschen' in Yiddish literally means 'men.'
But it is used to describe honorable, decent
human beings, kind and caring....
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Categories:
groucho, history, perspective,
Form:
Clerihew
Commies Never Agreed with Me
Never a Marxist
I didn’t like Groucho
And though I read Spanish
forget Sancho Panza
I was a big Lenin fan
John, not Vlady --
who loved a hot-toddy
when courting a ‘la-dy’
Today my likes and dislikes
blow hot and cold
which is likely to happen
when your blood runs old
...
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Categories:
groucho, age, celebrity, fun, how i feel, international,
Form:
Rhyme
Portrait of My Grandfather
Written by Gail DeBole on January 26, 2013
Whiskers and wisdom all in one.
Generously and gently protecting us.
Every grandchild thought they were your favorite.
You in your long johns at night.
Joking during the day like Groucho Marx.
Sleeping in your favorite chair.
Smoking smelly cigars that callously killed you.
And yet I treasure one of the boxes left from those smelly cigars.
The farm was not the same without you.
We were not the same without you.
I was too young to know....
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Categories:
groucho, dedication, grandfather, grandchild,
Form:
Free verse